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MICHAEL

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i was given life at the age of 0. at 1, i could order chinese food. at 5, i became a creep. then, at 10, i traded in the creepiness for awkwardness. soon following, i realized i could no longer order chinese food. when i was 15, i was in a nutshell. soon after, i saw the light, and left it behind. i opened up my own chinese restaurant. more and more people started to know about it. now, at 18, i am content. reflectively, i'm satisfied. prophetically, i'm hopeful.

My Interests

photography.

I'd like to meet:

whoever wrote the bible.

Music:

air.
amy winehouse.
architecture in helsinki.
the beatles.
the bird and the bee.
the birthday massacre.
björk.
boys noize.
britney spears.
buy now.
cansei de ser sexy.
the capricorns.
cat power.
coheed and cambria.
crystal castles.
daft punk.
dead kids.
destiny's child.
devotchka.
dj morsy.
duffy.
the e club.
eisley.
the electric soft parade.
evanescence.
fastball.
feist.
flosstradamus.
flyleaf.
franz ferdinand.
girl talk.
goodbooks.
gym class heros.
hellogoodbye.
imogen heap.
jeff hanson.
jukebox the ghost.
justice.
the killers.
kimya dawson.
lauryn hill.
lily allen.
leslie & the ly's.
mark ronson.
m.i.a.
m.i.t.c.h.
mika.
modest mouse.
moving units.
muse.
neon plastix.
nine inch nails.
no doubt.
the octopus project.
okgo.
oxy cottontail.
pacific!
panic at the disco.
patrick wolf.
pendulum.
the postal service.
the rapture.
ratatat.
rhianna.
regina spektor.
shiny toy guns.
sufjan stevens.
the shins.
the teenagers.
teenagersintokyo.
thieves like us.
tiësto.
uffie.
weezer.
wyclef jean.
yael naim.
yeah yeah yeahs.

Movies:

american beauty.
anchorman.
drop dead gorgeous.
edward scissorhands.
girl, interrupted.
labyrinth.
little miss sunshine.
mean girls.
nightmare before christmas.
saved!
silent hill.
tideland.
trilogy of terror.

Television:

america's next top model.
strangers with candy.
the sarah silverman program.
tim & eric awesome show, great job!

Books:

i am america (and so can you).

Heroes:

aung san suu kyi.
benazir bhutto.
mahatma gandhi.

My Blog

concerning the end of high school.

the best songs about summer are always written in the fall.
Posted by MICHAEL on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:09:00 PST

why

did i have a dream about britney spears making out with the old not skanky version of herself? and then i had to drag her through a party. she wasn't on the floor, but i had to do one of those hugging...
Posted by MICHAEL on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

it’s an odd thing

to make eye contact with someone in their house while you're on a walk.i gave him a peace sign.he gave me the finger.
Posted by MICHAEL on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

i just saw an owl!

it was the most beautiful moment of my life.don't you love free wifi while walking around the neighborhood?and shitty blogs about owl sightings?
Posted by MICHAEL on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST

a less important blog.

mmmmmmmmmmmm.see?i failed miserably today when i ate my 1500 calories in chocolate today.well, i’m going for that malnourished look anyway.OMGWTFSTD VEGETABLES ARE NUTTTTY GROSS....
Posted by MICHAEL on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

i have some photoshoots to edit.

and i'm sorry if one of yours happened to be on my computer when it crashed.however the geek squad is doing something about it.you'll get your pictures.PROMISE!
Posted by MICHAEL on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

pork chops!

anyone ready for school?didn't think so.BOGUS.i'm making no progress on that dog damned novel.DARFUR DIARIES CAN LICK MY TITS.maybe i can figure out some way around this.maybe one day there will be so...
Posted by MICHAEL on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

so i'm starting to think.

that i should have told you some things.and that i should have realized i'd miss you.even though sometimes we didn't understand each other by what we said, i know that we understood what we both thoug...
Posted by MICHAEL on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

some things you should know.

don't order the swamp mcflurry.just get the regular mcflurry.it's the same thing.if you want to get something,just confuse who you're getting it from.and they'll give it to you to shut you up.when som...
Posted by MICHAEL on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

haha dad.

he got pretty pissed at me for believing the theory of evolution. call me crazy but i just happen to think it's not a coincidence that monkies and humans are one chromosome different.
Posted by MICHAEL on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST