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Michael

Well, let's not keep this civil!

About Me

What can I say about me? This is going to be my attempt at actually telling you a bit about myself. I've realized it always ends the same.

I enjoy doing a variety of things in my leisure time, some of which is playing video games, meeting new people, skiing and snowboarding at my chalet in ellicotteville, NY,and generally just hanging out with my friends and family.

Fuck it if you actually want to know about me try having a conversation.

My Interests

Games, Sports, Sex

Shall we break this down into something a little less vauge?



Games

I have been into computer gaming for quite sometime now. It all started in the early days with the classics like Doom, and Duke Nukem. I then dove into the RTS (real time strategy) games playing Warcraft and Command and Conquer. All the while trying to get my hands on every FPS (first person shooter) I could and beating them in a matter of weeks.


Then my entire gaming experience changed, some dick named Dennis, who by the way is one of my best friends introduced me to online gaming. I played PlanetSide for a year and a half. I tried to become one of the most elite players I could possibly be, I devoted countless hours to gaming and eventually had a name recognized by many. I have become very bored with PlanetSaide and thought I was very close to obtaining a real life again when the same dick introduced me to World of Warcraft. I have been playing World of Warcraft for almost 2 years now. I think when I get bored of this game Dennis will be one of the last people I talk to for a little while.


Sports

I have been mountain biking since 1998, have been involed in about a dozen races over the years. All of which are either the Paris to Ancaster race or the Squeezer, which is my favourite of the two. The Squeezer runs along side the Niagara Grape and Wine Festival, which is a perfect way to end a nice relaxing ride through some single track. A nice relaxing ride? Who am I kidding, every year we do this race we bust our asses trying to beat previous years times, and each other, but all in all it's a great day. If you ever have the chance to either ride the Squeezer or visit the Wine Festival I highly recommend them.


I also enjoy the winter months as I have the opportunity to take off to my chalet in Ellicotteville, New York each and every weekend where I can enjoy the company of family and friends. Let's not forget about the great snowboarding, skiing, snow shoing, and other winter activities there is to do. Regardless of how hectic the week has been within the first 5 minutes of stepping into the chalet you forget all your problems, get a chance to relax by the fire, tell some stories, have a few drinks, then dream about what the slopes will bring in the morning.


When this is my backyard how could someone not love being up there?


Sex

Wouldn't you like to know.....


And you thought the about me section was where you'd find out about myself.


I'd like to meet:

Andrea from BC b/c she's a good priest and Fezzie b/c he's a fucking god....and I want to see the brown pirate!

Music:

Nu Metal, this means just about any band in this metal genre. Some examples of such would be Slipknot, Korn, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Rammstein, Tool, and just about anything else along these lines.


I find this music to be very relaxing and helps me clear my mind.


Rammstein music video. One of my favourites. It's Called Keine Lust, enjoy.


Movies:

Action - I want to see shit blowing up, people getting shot, lots of fire because we all know fire is exciting. I like to see people doing cool stunts and just plain out stupid things. I like movies where there is always something fast paced going on.


Television:

Prison Break and Smallville, other than that TV is pretty much useless.

Books:

Harry Potter are the only books I have read in the past 5 years, that also includes text books.


Heroes:

I don't really have anyone one person who I would consider a hero, lets change this to people whom I respect.

Anyone who is happy being themselves regardless of what others think. If people don't like you for who you are fuck 'em.