David, of the Awkward Pause

About Me

Let's see here. I hate phonies. Awkward silences freak me out yet somehow amuse me to no end. Sometimes I believe I've been dropped here from another planet, but that would probably mean that I'd suffocate in this foreign earth atmosphere, so maybe not...yeah, that totally made sense.The funniest thing I've heard in quite awhile was: "It's pi day today! 3.14. That must be why I'm acting so irrational!"

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My Interests

A whole mess of stuff, including laughing, awkwardness, and:

Pics taken by moi.

I'd like to meet:

And anyone who's honest and has a good sense of humor. And won't try to kill me in my sleep...

Music:

Movies:

Memento, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, SLC Punk, Fight Club, Batman: The Movie (1966), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, The Matrix (just the first one please), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, American History X, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein, Almost Famous, The Graduate, Igby Goes Down, Kill Bill, Spaceballs, The Breakfast Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Airplane!, Team America: World Police, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, A Clockwork Orange, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Being John Malkovich, Trainspotting, Grindhouse

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Lost, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Office, House, Six Feet Under, Heroes

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Motherless Brooklyn, The Fuck-Up, Slaughterhouse Five, 1984

Heroes:

My Blog

Free speech arrested?

I wasn't going to post anything about this subject in light of Imus' recent firings from MSNBC and WFAN, but it seems like the situation concerning censorship of the radio's getting worse, so I feel l...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

All for science...

I'm going to type this up as completely as I can. Honestly I should've done this last night because it's already kinda fuzzy to me, but here goes:So yesterday was the long-awaited full-on hypnos...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:01:00 PST

I hate to sound cheap but...

Manhattan, baby...what's your problem? You're hot, you're hip, you always please, but why must you be had at premium costs? Brooklyn, she's down to earth. I can buy her a couple of C...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Gadzooks, a new term!

I'm deciding to use Myspace as a vehicle to coin a new phrase: Canned Rock. Consider if you will, a trip to Pathmark or something. You get to the soup aisle and see a bunch of different so...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

My childhood lives on!

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Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE

Save your displays of affection for the privacy of your own home or at least the McDonald's bathroom. Seriously, nobody has to see what I saw on the crowded rush hour N train going over the Manh...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Baseball and Tenacious D, and so much more! Actually, nothing more...

So I was listening to the radio on Tuesday night and they were talking about what they'd leave in a time capsule to send to the aliens if our planet exploded and they excavated or something. The...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Just a pair of odds and ends

First, it's official. McDonald's is going to start serving breakfast all day. All aboard the McGriddle train to heart attackville! My life expectancy just took a nosedive.Second, the...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST

It doesn't get any gayer than this/A town gets ripped by Bill Burr

Hey everybody!This blog is only about a week late, oh well. Last Wednesday saw me on my way to the Bowery Ballroom to see the French Kicks. I get there a bit early, and I bump into this gu...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

A David moving update!

Still moving within a week, the timing still sucks balls in the worst way (Is there a good way that a situation sucks balls?) but at least the location no longer sucks. I'm going from being righ...
Posted by David, of the Awkward Pause on Fri, 05 May 2006 05:48:00 PST