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Iz

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes...

About Me

Isobel Anne Williams.
But I largely go by Izzy or Iz, or Tiny Small of Team Small! BMXellent Boys!!!
I want exams to be over so everyone will stop being mental.
Today I bought a passion flower for my room. Bets are currently being placed on how long before I kill it.
When I grow up, I wan't to be a Clinical Neuropsychologist, which would satisfy my high levels of science nerdiness. I would like to meet people who dont yawn as soon as I say "Neuro.."
I'm excited about my dissertation next year because it means i get let into a secret lab to play with brains. WINNER!
My grandad thinks i should be a comedienne.
I never win any kind of competition. So when I do, I am THE WORST winner ever. Please forgive me if I do any kind of victory dance or shout "HAH HAAAH!!!!" I really can't help myself...
I want one of these. It may be illegal but damn it they look so huggable...
I have a strange but persistant attraction to men who wear glasses. I think it stems from a young love for clark kent. he's intelligent, sensitive AND super buff. winner!
spot the difference!!!
Quite terrifyingly, most of the guys i have ever dated bear a striking resemblance (see jamie). it would also explain a certain bob hair that cut i used to sport as a 9 year old...no pictures of that, hah!
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My Interests



The Basal Ganglia and Superior Colliculus :-p
Tinkling the ivories
Rocking the fuck out
Warbling
Science
Philosophy
Music
being opinionated
ranting (apparently)
Busting one hell of a move
Performing Arts
When Kerry gives me Cheesecake from 22a
SingStar
Guitar Hero 2
Dance Mats
Live music
Being a member of Team Small: Tiny Small (me), Angry Small (Nuala) and Not-so-Small (Kerry).

I'd like to meet:

People that can make me laugh...I've decided I need more laughter in my life...

Someone who can play Free Bird on Guitar Hero 2 on expert level. Could such a person even exist?

I would not like to meet: pregnant women/recently pregnant women. You do not have right of way, just because you managed to do what human beings are designed for. Well done, have a gold star, but i'd prefer to give you a condom for next time. :)

Music:

Faith No More
Wham! (I fucking love Wham!)
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Deftones
Will Haven
Despised Icon
Mastodon
Reflux
Refused
Beecher
Between the Buried and Me
Racer X
Van Halen
Judas Priest
Slayer
Kiss
Botch
The Red Chord
Shaped by Fate
Every Time I Die
Hopesfall(Satellite years)
Eden Maine
Test Switch Isolator
Dignity Dies First
Misery Signals
Allegiance
The bronx
The Eagles
Dire Straits
Ed Gein
Finch
Phil Collins
Glass Casket
November Coming Fire
Converge
Viatrophy
Architects
Johnny Truant
Poison the Well
Death Cab for Cutie
Mew
Nina Simone
Pig Destroyer
Sigur Ros
Telepopmusik
The Police
Scarlet
Modern Life is War
Meshuggah
The Postal Service
Walls of Jericho
Weezer
As I Lay Dying
Ben Gibbard
Antagonist
Foo Fighters
Gregory and the Hawk
New Found Glory
Jimmy Eat World
Mr.Bungle
The Smiths
Life Long Tragedy

Movies:

Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Predator
Blades of Glory
Kindergarten Kop
Total Recall
Wayne's World
Event Horizon
Dirty Dancing
Snakes on a Plane! Judge Dred
Stephen King's I.T.
Naked Gun
The Labyrnth
Hot Shots
Kill Bill
Transformers:The Movie
Airplane!
Amelie
Face/Off

Television:

Neighbours
Hollyoaks
Garth Marenghis Darkplace
Bottom
I'm Alan Partridge
Brass Eye
Wrestling when I was still 7 and it was still WWF!!!
Peep Show

Books:

The Lovely Bones- Alice Sebold
1984- George Orwell
Lord of the Flies- William H. Golding

Heroes:

Mike Patton
Arnie
Leslie Neilson
My brother

My Blog

DIY punk

Well I have had my eyes well and truely opened.  Kerry dragged me along to her mates gig at the cricketers in sheffield on wednesday. It was a DIY punk show, so we were expecting all trumpets and...
Posted by Iz on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

I wish I could have seen FNM live

The Gentle Art of Making Enemies From Out of Nowhere Edge of the World- I love this song so much I sat down and worked it out on't piano! BR>Fuck ...
Posted by Iz on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

Ranty McRanterson of Rantsville

Urgh, some people on here really digust me. I know I shouldn't care because it is only a website but I have a massive headache and am therefore grumpy, but really...This website spawns such arrogant l...
Posted by Iz on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

This Valentines Day

It looks as if I'm going to actually have a Valentine this year! Call me Lame-o McLame for being mildy excited about it, but I've never even had a valentines card before :-( The one time I plucked up...
Posted by Iz on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;')

Bottom.. width="425" height="350">..>BR>Garth Marenghi.. width="425" height="350">..>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:')Brass Eye.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>I'm Alan Partridge.....
Posted by Iz on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

my brother is one shit hot dancer

AND ITS GENETIC! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! YEEEOOOWWWW!!!!!.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Iz on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST

Ranting (again)

What is it with all these uggers claiming they're models right now? Suicide girls? Trash Society? Bin Liner Babes? Rawrface McTitty Crew or whatever? It seems that these days any fifteen year old can ...
Posted by Iz on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

Please do not...[updated]

Oh yes, I think it's that time again. *rant begins* Please do not... 1)...type like a dyslexic if you're not. People will start to wonder and then all sorts of misplaced educational resources will be ...
Posted by Iz on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:56:00 PST

Doggy Love

My dogs-proof that dogs are way better than cats...Spencer Max Spencer saying hello to my brother. Show me a cat that can say hello like that!!!! I apologise. You may now go vomit.x...
Posted by Iz on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:14:00 PST

BMTH, Azriel and Architects 18/03/06 @ corp

Well I trundled along to see Architects, but was pleasantly surprised by BMTH's performance. Was proper EEEVVVVIIIILLLLLL at times, which I always enjoy. FULL of annoying kids of course, but it wasn't...
Posted by Iz on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST