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Nick Robert$

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About Me

Hey, my name is Nick Roberts and I was born and raised in St. Albans, WV but now I currently live in Gallipolis, Ohio and spend most of my time working or partying (too much of both). I like chillin' with my friends, watching movies & TV, reading, driving fast, and raising hell. Someday I aspire to be a filmmaker, a hitman, or a Columbian drug lord...they all sound appealing to me. Keep it real and always remember to...

My Interests

Writing, movies, writing movies, women, partying, music, sports, books, tv, animals, and video games.

I'd like to meet:

Denis Leary, Rachel McAdams, Johnny Depp, Scarlet Johannson, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, Jenna Jameson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Eva Longoria, Jenna Fischer, Jennifer Garner, and Stephen Colbert!

Music:

Eminem, 2Pac, Jay-Z, Tenacious D, Metallica, Rolling Stones, Jimmy Buffett, The Game, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, Notorious B.I.G., Lynard Skynard, Nas, Wu-Tang Clan, and all things disco.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, M*A*S*H*, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, True Romance, Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American History X, Scarface, The Departed, Clerks, Rounders, Se7en, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Sin City, Closer, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Old School, Anchorman, Starsky & Hutch, Swingers, Hostel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Kill Bill 1 & 2, He Got Game, The 25th Hour, A Time to Kill, Dazed & Confused, Dr. Strangelove, Beerfest, Dead Alive, A History of Violence, Beetlejuice, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now Redux, and the list goes on and on...my movie taste cannot be rivaled.

Television:

Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, everything on VH1 & Comedy Central, South Park, and Entourage

Books:

American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Lunar Planet, Choke, Velocity, The Long Walk, Pet Semitary, Fight Club, The Exorcist, and Haunted

Heroes:

Bill Maher, David Cross, Denis Leary, Hunter S. Thompson, Quentin Tarantino, Eminem, Bob Saget, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, and my family