^. .^ ianthefox

I was born a real fox circa 1804, around the time of the Giant Fox extermination. Luckily I wasn't a giant fox, just an averagely sized fox, so I escaped the vices of a sychofantic farmer class who cared little for flora and fauna, and much for their capitalist agrarian plans for world domination... Around 1824 i moved into my own lair with some friends: Black Tip, Fang, Vicky, Hopalong, She-la, and She-la's father, Old Sage Brush (the wisest fox this side of the dark valley). We went on many adventures, but unfortunately, on our last adventure, we encountered an abandoned laboratory where 'man', in his infinite egotistical way of being, had experimented in turning beautiful animals (such as my former self) into humans. Unfortunately, while rescuing Vicky from a rabbit trap, I was contaminated by some "Chemical X" from the laboratory...I am now man. I have retained many of my fox features...cunning, whiskers, hair, a tail (which, for fear of further torment at the hands of man, i keep hidden...much to my shame), and of course, the ability to speak the language of the fox. If you see me, say hello.