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J.B.

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About Me

I'm a Christian. I love having close friends and family. I love to just hang out. I love a challenge and competition. I love to play ball, it doesn't matter the sport. I love to keep it moving and love to stay active. I love to laugh and joke around. "Don't take everything so serious all the time". Friends taught me the importance of that. Especially my brother. That's not my life's motto or philosphy though. All I want in life is to honor Jesus Christ in my relationships with my family, friends, and neighbors. God's plan is the best and whatever road he takes me on, that's the direction I'll be traveling.

My Interests

Playing ball, working out, following my favorite sports teams: St. Louis Rams, Chicago Cubs, Kentucky Wildcats, and Florida Gators. There's nothing better for you than to laugh till it hurts. I love good comedy and stupid humor. I loved going to school until it hit me, I'm paying thousands and thousands of dollars to listen to some boring professor tell me i need to go buy all these expensive books and read them. I thought I would learn something buy paying a school to teach me. I should have saved my money and bought a few books and listened to dad and mom more growing up. That would have been a better education. Not like all these pieces of papers that I have recieved upon graduating that mean absolutely nothing to me. School is necessary for some folks though, like doctors. If doctors didn't go to school how else would they know that the complex inner workings of the human body are made up by a mouth that is connected to a tube which runs into a circle area. That knowledge can only be received through good schooling. Oh, interests where was I, i like to do a lot of stuff. just depends on where i am at, whose around, and what's available to do.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J-bizzer
Birthday: 11/11/79
Birthplace: A-town
Current Location: A-town
Eye Color: Blue-licious
Hair Color: Dirty-brown
Height: taller than your refrigerator
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm a switch-hitter
Your Heritage: Jew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Monday's are houseslippers day
Your Weakness: tea and strumpets
Your Fears: Shredder and Megatron
Your Perfect Pizza: there is no perfect pizza... i worked at roma's and dominos.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be a good babydad
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cubs win!!! cubs win!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i change the baby's diaper or leave it for tara
Your Best Physical Feature: tara told me to trim my visible nose hairs.... so i'll have to find a new best feature.
Your Bedtime: oh... tired-thirty i guess
Your Most Missed Memory: peeing in the pool........ aaaaaaahhhh!!! it's warm isn't it?
Pepsi or Coke: i'm a coke-head
MacDonalds or Burger King: that would be a great UFC fight "The Burger King" vs. "Ronald McDonald". I'll take BK in a whopper of a fight.
Single or Group Dates: it used to be single, until Tara started inviting Jaylinn everywhere.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: "Mr. T"
Chocolate or Vanilla: Twist em
Cappuccino or Coffee: gag
Do you Smoke: no. never will
Do you Swear: no. never will
Do you Sing: no. i just rap.
Do you Shower Daily: N/A
Have you Been in Love: a few times
Do you want to go to College: uhhh no! i think i'll stop now and begin diggin myself out of the hole i'm in.
Do you want to get Married: uhhh yes! just not today.
Do you belive in yourself: i know i'm real, but why do you fantasize about me. STOP THAT!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no. Jaylinn does though. she has puke breath too.
Do you think you are Attractive: only when i'm online.
Are you a Health Freak: some would say i am minus the Health.
Do you get along with your Parents: now that i don't live there anymore..... YES!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when it's raining.
Do you play an Instrument: yes. i play butt-music.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: never have and i have never seen anything cool or fun about it.
In the past month have you Smoked: never have and i really have never seen anything cool or smart about it.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never have and i really really have never seen anything cool, fun, or smart about it.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i take tara out all the time. we go to wal-mart and on special occasions to arby's. seriously, we actually go out frequently and it's a great time, especially when Jaylinn comes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ummm. does the a-town square count. NOOOOO!!! ok. then no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos are for losers.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i'm a JEW, what do you think???
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. thong a thon champ. if it wasn't for the professional wax job, i don't know if i could have won it all. i wanna thank Jorge.
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped by a girl? NO. dumped on by my baby? YES. it was all liquid form and neon green too.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: what if your not skinny??? this is not politically correct.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i steal kisses everyday. muah muah muah.
Ever been Drunk: only on kool-aid. kiwi-strawberry is bangin.
Ever been called a Tease: guilty. over and over again.
Ever been Beaten up: yah.... right. i've got hit in the balls before. that's gotta be worse.
Ever Shoplifted: do it all the time. Jaylinn is learning early and often from daddy.
How do you want to Die: evaporation??? i dunno. does it matter. i don't think we have a choice, unless you are just gonna be stupid and make the decision for yourself. don't be fooled.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna be an interior decorator.... wow! i'm actually pretty close right now.
What country would you most like to Visit: Bangkok, Thailand. i wonder if that is where they make the jockstraps.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever.... just no bug eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: gray is sexy.
Short or Long Hair: when a girls hair is long enough to wipe her butt, i'm interested. tp is getting expensive. hair is washable and reuseable.
Height: i like women from the amazon.
Weight: i want that babyfat, i want a sugar-shack
Best Clothing Style: goth baby! that is HOT!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. since joining my local YMCA we've enjoyed rubbin each other with flax-seed oil. that doesn't count.
Number of CDs I own: i got some of them. i got some tapes and some sweet records.
Number of Piercings: i feel very strong that no one should have more than 32.
Number of Tattoos: i can see why some people get tats ........ they distract you from what's really there.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: if i could do it all over again, i would just have new things that i regret. it's just part of life.

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Books:

The Bible.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ

My Blog

Do you really have to steal my air conditioner???

It is the day before Thanksgiving and I'm preparing for the arrival of some family members to see my house for the first time. While in the yard finishing some landscaping project, i notice something ...
Posted by J.B. on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!

We are currently 99 years removed from the previous Cubs World Series win. So, all those haters out there that throw up "The Cubs haven't won it all in a hundred years", need to get back to using a ca...
Posted by J.B. on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST