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Alan (GUY)

About Me

If you sneeze, i won't say "god bless you" cause i don't think he did. But if he did, he can tell you himself, i'm no fuckin celestial messenger

If you ask me who i am, I'll tell you i'm Alan Guy mother fucker
God Free
Religion Free
Label Free
proud owner of a calculator watch.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



heh heh, your mom

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

My Blog

I think they should throw T.I. in jail.

... instead of landing a fuckin t.v.show with mtv to "..show he is good to kids"straight fuckin bullshit. you buy automatic weapons you go to jail unless you rap about that shit and the kids like it a...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:52:00 GMT

New Year

'Tis the season for Resolution. As the membership for gyms skyrocket and the number of sales of Twinkies dwindle, people are deciding on their resolutions for the new year; whether it be losing some u...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:36:00 GMT

marshmallow

To inform all of you unknowing, if a marshmallow were to enter any part of your clothing, lets say your pants, that sucker will melt. A melted marshmallow is very difficult to remove from the clothing...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:50:00 GMT