[name=Phillip]
[i love Evelyn!]
[don't cake on the black eye shadow and come at me]
[I'm one person that even i will never understand]
[I'm goofy]
[often a clutz]
[and i do whatever]
[I'm not a badass]
[I'm nice to everyone]
[and loved by everyone too]
[i live life with a smile on my face]
[just cause you know this, doesn't mean you know me]
