CAT MIRACLE DIET |
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet!Except for cats that eat like peo...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:16:00 GMT |
What is a Cat? and Are you sure you really want one? |
22% Purring and Cuddling25% Cuteness3% Bad Breath17% Disrespect for your furniture15% Litter Box Odors75% Easier than a dog25% Vet billsTakes up 50% less space than the Sunday paper11% Inappropriate ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:15:00 GMT |
Cat Laws |
1-Law of Cat InertiaA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force-such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.2 - Law of Cat MotionA cat will mov...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:14:00 GMT |
Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats |
1. Stray cats will not be fed.2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.4. Stray cats will not ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:09:00 GMT |
Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats |
If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening....
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:07:00 GMT |
The Cat Test |
To identify emotionally disturbed individuals accurately, Algozzine, Foster, and Kaufman (1979) developed the CAT TEST. This simple, yet novel test is easily administered by professionals, parents, an...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:05:00 GMT |
LITTLE KNOWN FELINE AILMENTS |
Having conquered cat flu, triumphed over tapeworm and braved behavioural quirks, it is time to focus attention on some oft-observed, but little-documented, afflictions of cats.COLLAPSIBLE LEGSSymptoms...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
An Open Letter Regarding Your Unemployment |
An Open Letter Regarding Your UnemploymentBy A. Cat Dear Whatever-your-name-is,It has come to my attention that you are, to use your word, "unemployed," and have been for some time now. Forgive me for...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
What Cats Do When Looking Inside the Toilet? |
Reading booksSecretly drinking whiskyUnderwater swimmingCatching dinnerDoing magic. Cats can do that too!Working for KGBPlumbingVoting in cat elections
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:55:00 GMT |
i love cat puke (found online) |
Date: 2007-04-14, 9:48PM CDTAfter an 11-hour shift at work today, i just want to go home and relax. My cats wait for me by the door and yell for food. I crack open a can of 9Lives and split it 50/50 i...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
