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Ben

There's First Love, and There's Ben Astle Love.

About Me

Hello people!Im Ben i live in Tamworth oh the joy!!!I went to St Gabriel's Primary School in Tamworth then went to St Francis of Assisi in Walsall.I had been working in bars for the last 5 years but i have decided to have a career change, Im currently working for TNT...If anyone from school or work wants to catch up leave me a message.

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My Interests

My Interst's are as follows: Woman, Beer, Football not allows in that order (if you no what i mean hehe) Also like music, films, and just basicly having a laugh.

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Movies:

Best film ever has to be Saving Prvate Ryan... Dunno why just like it. Followed by Rocky 1-4, Gladiator, Saw 1-3, Freddy Crugor Night mare on elm street! Fredy is a Ledgend!!!.. (12 he's coming for you 3 4 hes at your door 5 6 etc)
You Are 42% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

Television:

TV is pants at the minute, My house mate does the typical woman thing and makes me watch Neigbours, doctors and Diagnosis Murder.Need to drum some tv taste into her hehehe hi becky :O)
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You Belong in 1982
If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Books:

I dont understand why people would want to read books so god damn boring!
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My Blog

0 - 200 IN 6 SECONDS

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETT...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

The Vilest Joke Ever!

Why is pork pie like a pensioners fanny?   Cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before getting to the meat.......
Posted by Ben on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST

Horse Race

the horse race Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Laydee_B, Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... Lineup: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Be...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

do hearts have legs?

Do Hearts Have Legs ? Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?." The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?" Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your leg...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

Little red riding hood

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

Check out this event: Gina Catalino's Debut Album

Hosted By: Gina CatalinoWhen: 20 Feb 2008, 07:59Where: cdbaby.comNEW YORK, NY 10112United StatesDescription:Gina Catalino Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:47:00 PST

Rough Sex Facts

..> ..> Body: Rough Sex Facts Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethTh...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

George and Elton

George Michael and Elton John have written a gay version of the wizard of oz. Its called Swallow the yellow thick load ewwww hehehe
Posted by Ben on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

A Blonde

A blonde phones the fire brigade & says her house is on fire! when asked how to get there she replies '' HELLO!.... in the FUCKING BIG RED LORRY!!!!
Posted by Ben on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

3 Nuns

Three Nuns in a Convent, A nude ghost appears, waves his cock at them & says '' hocus pocus'' A nuns says '' never mind the hocus, just Pocus!hehe :OD
Posted by Ben on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST