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Piffster

Any thing worth shooting once is worth shooting twice, Ammo is cheap.

About Me

My name is Garrett Pifer. I am a Junior at NHS but I am graduating Early (08') I will enlist into the United States Marine Corp October of (07') and enter Boot Camp next July- August, and if I make it through that I will earn the Title Marine. Besides that I love the Beach, and working out. If you do any of the two about call me up and I will come any time. I love and Support this country and will do what ever I can for it. Hit me up for any party any time.-Piff""The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."- George Patton""SE VIC PA CEM PA RA BEL LUM (If you want peace, prepare for war)"

My Interests

Marine Corps, Football, Friends, Girls, Building things with my friends just for the hell of it, Hanging out, MUSIC!!!!, and well hell if you know me you know what I am Interested in.
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You Will Be Munching On: your cigarette
While Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs: "SCREEE!" *slams into wall*
And Babbling On About: how the evil pigeon is back and he's coming to get you
While Listening To: The James Gang

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I'd like to meet:

People I havent met, and people that have interesting lives.
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Music:

I love all the old rock band, mostly all the bands in the 90's. Guns N Roses, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Sublime, Old Micheal Jackson (Thriller old), Fall Out Boy, CKY, Blink 182, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, The White Stripes, Radiohead, System of a Down, The Bravery, The Killers, The Used, Weezer and Weird Al Yankovic.

Movies:

USMC

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Television:

Mtv, Mtv2, Vh1, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Discovery Channel, Military Channel, HBO, and pretty much every thing that falls between.
How to make a Garrett
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Books:

Soooo Many Books I dont know were start. So if you really want to know call me.93 Confirmed Kills Marine Sniper
How to make a Garrett Pifer
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
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Heroes:

Fictional Hereo MacGyver!!! He is the only person who can make an Biological Warhead out of a shoe lace, a paper bag, a tooth pick and a can of gasoline!Real life heroCarlos Hathcock II worlds Greatest Marine Corps Sniper 93 Confirmed KillsSuperHeroBatman He's the Best

My Blog

Early Retirement for a Marine

-------If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus.They pr...
Posted by Piffster on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

Military Re-enlistment Funny if you under stand it

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------U.S. Army Oath of EnlistmentI, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I...
Posted by Piffster on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

Irvine City Morgue You Slice them, We dice 'Em

I'm a jokester. The other dayI went to the hospital, I got to have lots of fun at the hospital while visiting it. Heres some ideas of what I did and things you can do in the future to make your stay a...
Posted by Piffster on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST