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LAURA

I eat ALL the Cocoa Pebbles! You get none!

About Me



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Myspace Codes -well, not raising a brat is not as hard as I thought it would be. We totally have it down-"...no, you can't have an expensive car. Why not? why not? Well, you won't be getting any more strained peas from me, little miss- if you keep up that tone of voice! You just need to keep on doing this Baby Einstein crap and this Leapfrog junk until you can get a job as a rocket scientist and buy us ALL an expensive car! You throw one more peice of corn at me and I am going to spend your college money on tattoos and you'll wish you had an expensive car just to LIVE in!"ha, ha... good times. But really, Sophia is the LEAST stressful thing in my life, which was a total surprise. She is the one thing I can count on that is perfect. It makes alot of sense, because she is just like her papa- happy and laid-back.

My Interests

Interests: sleeping in bed, sleeping in my car, sleeping on the couch, sleeping on the plane, sleeping at business meetings, dreaming about sleeping, waking up from a nightmare and realizing I have 2 more hours of sleep before I have to get up.

I'd like to meet:

Your real dad

Music:

BBBEEECCCKKK I saw him and you didn't !!!, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, ac/dc, CCR, Keb Mo, ZZ Top, Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, Foghat, Bill Monroe, Hank Williams SR not JR, Three 6 Mafia, AC/DC, Gnarls Barkley, Scissor Sisters, Jose Gonzales, Coldplay, Gorillaz, The Sputter, Outkast, Joan Osborne, Hemotosis, The Guns, Paper Route, Led Zepplin, Tori Amos, Chino XL, Alison Krauss, Weezer, Aerosmith, Prince, Guerilla Black, Ween, Franz Ferdinand, Mates of State, My Morning Jacket, Killa Priest

Movies:

The Big Lebowski. Cloverfield. Dan in real life. Lars and the real girl. Teeth. Gone Baby Gone. Juno. Hero. Harold and Maude. Warriors. Cold Mountain. 300. Superbad. Knocked Up.(hhmmm) All Jet Li movies. and everything else is ok, too. I've never met a movie i've had to turn off, except Zombie Nation, Black Dahlia, and Groundhog Day.embed The Big Lebowski: F*cking Short Version

Watch Video

Television:

...LOST, all Law and Orders's, American Justice, Heroes, Moonlight, the office, Millionaire matchmaker, court tv (or its newer and stupider name..Tru tv)

Books:

Well, I have actually come across a great collection of werewolf and vampire dirty stories which are all just as awesome and embarassing as you are thinking right now! I was almost going to submit some of my own stuff, but how weird would that be?? you might buy a copy and LOVE it and then find out who wrote it. And then somehow, I find out you loved it. Then you would be ashamed because you knew that I knew that you knew I wrote it, and you also knew that I probably knew you were turned on by it. (awkward)still like to read smut, but I have been reading alot more Dr. Seuss lately haha

Heroes:

my mom, Charlie, and Me

My Blog

My body made a miracle!

     I am sorry it took so long for me to get on here, but things have been so crazy this last week or so.  I don't want anyone to be upset at me or think I ignored them ...
Posted by LAURA on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

getting sick sucks

just wanted to mention that getting a cold sucks!  I always get one when I have a day off, or I am on vacation, or some other time frame that has been set aside for my " fun " time.  Just on...
Posted by LAURA on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

thanks for dealing with me!

hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for puttin up with me since my computer is out of whack!  I appreciate your patience.  Also- most Importantly!!!!! .... thankyou for putting up with my S...
Posted by LAURA on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

heading out and not coming back

Sitting here at work, taking a break from the mountains of manilla folders and files I have stacked on my desk- and I am contemplating the highway a short distance outside my window.  The cars ar...
Posted by LAURA on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST