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Dustyroads

dusty back to women again

About Me

I am back from my trip across country on horseback. I ate nothing but beef jerky and marlboro cigarettes for a month. Oh, i also ate the occasional fat ass bitch. I lost 40 pounds on those fucking skinny chicks, i love the truck stop whores, they will suck for my beef jerky. Especially the ones south carolina and tennessee. Hint Hint to all you ladies out there in tv land, if you are from these states, hit me up yo nigga

My Interests

Riding my bike, and waxing my K-Car I also like combing my mullet and betting with my friends on how much longer my rotting teeth are going to stay in my ugly head. Love to Fish.

I'd like to meet:

My standards are low so i am not too picky, i like fat teethless white trash trailer park el camino driving methamphetamine smoking dirty whores. I especially love crack whores, those are the best because they can also smoke a lot of pickle pretty good.

Music:

Ben hooker the candy raver, Wham, Culture Club, The Monkeys, The Brady kids, Boys to Men, Backdoor Boys,

Movies:

Anal Island, Bambi, Geezer Pleasers, John Holmes Classics, 1983 Debbie Does Dallas first edition, Marylinn Chambers Anatomy of cock Smoking.

Television:

80 hour meals with Rachel Ray, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, CSI, ER, The Golden Girls, Mamas Family, Diffrent Strokes, Silver Spoons, Growing Pains, Threes Company, Are you being served, and i love the BBC and BET, i'm down with the niggas.

Books:

Dr. Seuss, Wifey by Judy Blume , The Berenstein Bears, Tom Clancy, Stephen Hawkins The beginning of time, Richard Feinman, The Davinci Code

Heroes:

OJ Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Bart Simpson, and of course me .

My Blog

we hurt ourselves by looking back

it really sucks when you suddenly miss someone and when you can actually call or text that someone...you know you can't do anything at all... because for that someone... you actually don't exist. so s...
Posted by Dustyroads on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST