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Average Joe

This life for me.. Changes everyday... I will stand up tall... I won't be betrayed.. If you play wit

About Me

I really don't know what you wanna know about me unless you ask. Also it's a good way for me to get to know you. So message me and lets chat.

My Interests

Well, people interest me, those connections we make everyday. The smell of a fresh baked croissant all buttery and flaky. Bananas are the only fruit that doesn’t make juice. I guess what interests me the most are all of those little things that remind me that everyday are a chance for something new and unexpected to happen.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is interested in having fun, no drama, just painting the town red, as it turns green with envy. I would like to meet everyone who believes that their life should be as filled with memorable experiences, personal adventures, life or death situations, battles of wit, sword fights, sexual innuendoes, road trip soundtracks, and portable Parties. I'm not talking about living like a crazy person, I'm talking about living life in high definition, if this is all you get do you really wanna stay glued in front of the computer?.

Music:

Ahhh music, the pulse of life, the beat that moves the world. I would have to say I would listen to anything that sounds good, that being said, don't get mad if I'm not into what your into.... we can't all have exceptional taste in music.

Movies:

Well, I'm actually writing a coupple of movies right now and I'd have to say their my favorites. Thats right I'm plugging a movie many years before it comes out!

Television:

Although I haven't had much time for television recently, I am very fascinated with the re-runs of "Heroes" and I can't wait for a new season to start. Also I'm still quite taken with "X-Files" that Scully is one hot little number.

Books:

I like to read alot of Philosophy and "japanese pop detective" graphic novels.... yeah... I know... my tastes are .... very unique.

Heroes:

well, I geuss I'm my own hero, I have brought myself back from the lowest depths, for this matter I submit that I am also my own villain. not that this is a problem, Superman needs Lex Luthor, and noone quite measures up to me.

My Blog

Don't let them see you reading this. 1

What the American people need to understand is the government has it in for all the average Joe's out there. They're sneakier than a president who tries to pass off his quirky under-educated vocabula...
Posted by Average Joe on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

Above The Influence = Blinded by The Man

COURTESY OF MY FRIEND! THNK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION TO PASS ALONG. THE REAL REASON CANNABIS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ITS EFFECTS ON THE MIND AND BODY. MARIJUANA is NOT DANGEROUS. Pot ...
Posted by Average Joe on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Survey Everyone should fill out for Me! I'll get you back

OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU BETTER......I want to know several things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know every thing abo...
Posted by Average Joe on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

Hahahaha I should be a Judge

Hahahahaha Mabey in "Peoples Court".... Anyways  to the Case... The Defendant, ... She's being accused of being a slut, and believes she is not in the wrong... The Plaintiff,..... She Claims the ...
Posted by Average Joe on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

The next contest is in the works... I guarentee a good time for all!!!!

Alright my amazing little freaklings, this next contest is loosly based on a popular series of childrens  books "Where's Waldo?" if you have never had the oppertunity to pick up this literary gem...
Posted by Average Joe on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

Average Joe.... Everyone Needs To See This!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright well I'm a little bummed out I had a killer weekend for the raffle, but low and behold the weekend ends and I check my inbox on this fine monday morning and there is nothing, I have the 41 tot...
Posted by Average Joe on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

Holy cow...... Rent-A-Midget..... no way......well ok...

CHINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.The three run a party-planning service called ...
Posted by Average Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST

yeah.... I'm gonna need you to come in on saturday....

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings."MUST BE DEAD...
Posted by Average Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

Wow Sooo. blond..... no offense girls you know I love ya

1. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".2. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.3. She got stabbed in a shoot-out.4. Sh...
Posted by Average Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST

Hahaha An Elderly german woman mailed her Cat

Schleswig Holstein, Germany (AHN) -- A 67-year-old woman of Rosdorf in Schleswig Holstein, Germany, accidentally sent her cat Felix, in the mail, after the animal snuck inside the parcel she was sendi...
Posted by Average Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST