Jordan

im jordan and im going on a 2 yr mission for my church. i leave Aug 6. I will be serving in the Australia Perth Mission. I wont be using Myspace for 2 yrs after Aug 6, 2008
the outdoors rock.
i love to travel
im a independent distributor for a company called Xango.
People around the world consume over 1 million dollars in Xango juice daily.
im planning on going on a 2 yr mission for my church here in the near future.
i enjoy being random and leaving for a road trip within an hours notice.
ive found the comfort of reading good books (recent development)and i love good music. i listen to about everything: rock, country, rap, r&b, classical, oldies and more...
An old man, going a lone highway,
Came at the evening, cold and gray,
To a chasm, vast and deep and wide,
Through which was flowing a sullen tide.
The old man crossed in the twilight dim;
The sullen stream had no fears for him;
But he turned when safe on the other side
And built a bridge to span the tide.
“Old man,” said a fellow pilgrim near,
“You are wasting strength with building here;
Your journey will end with the ending day;
You never again must pass this way;
You have crossed the chasm, deep and wide—
Why build you the bridge at the eventide?”
The builder lifted his old gray head:
“Good friend, in the path I have come,” he said, “There followeth after me today
A youth whose feet must pass this way.
This chasm that has been naught to me
To that fair-haired youth may a pitfall be.
He, too, must cross in the twilight dim;
Good friend, I am building the bridge for him.”
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i know many people but only a few are really close to me. i really enjoy helping people out and doing service for others.
i have lived in Texas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Indiana, and Oregon
things i have personally learned in life:
3 gallons of gas burns really bad on human flesh.
riding a couch down a hill is fun.
burning a couch at night in ashland is against the law.
Cars can still hit you while youre walking on a sidewalk.
battery acid burns when its on your face.
stun guns dont belong at school.
streaking on federaly protected bird islands is against the law.
shooting potato guns in the redwood forest is against the law too....
cliff jumping is a rush.
taking street signs gets old after a while.
trees arent the best way to stop snowboarding.
hitting a fire hydrant with your face isnt a pleasing feeling.
if you go to mexico hookers might try to pick you up.
ammonia and bleach dont mix.
a foot can be broken in 3ft of water.
not everyone on the interstate likes to be mooned.
you can milk a horse.
waxing your happy trail is not something to do twice.
college is too exspensive.
a knife going through your finger may result in stiches.
being shot by a blow dart hurts.
vans slip ons are the greatest.
fire works in a milk jug between your legs isnt something smart to do.
bungee jumping is totally sick.
also gas doesnt feel great when it is in your eyes.
i've only had 15 stiches... 1 through 7 - dont use a switch blade to work on your shoe laces. 8 and 9 -( nipple surgery) and 10 through 12 - being towed behind a truck on a snowboard = surgery and a screw. 13-15 splint my shin on a fun box while snowboarding.
Riding a recliner on skis is amazing.
Skaggs on a surfboard can cut you.
motor oil showers can really put a damper on your day.
cats dont like blow darts or stun guns.
sitting on a catus can cause pain.
being hit in the face with a cylinder honer my end up in a bleeding mouth and busted glasses
longboarding + speed wobbles + 20-25 mph = asphalt raping your face
i have had 3 cat scans, 2 MRI's and too many X-rays to count.
it is possible to bruise from your lower back down into your butt crack from falling.
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