So I know they say diet soda has no calories but I would think that at some point you would look about 9 months pregnant if you drank enough of it. Oh and for any guys who are wondering, even if you get your picture in the Enquirer, work will not buy that you are pregnant and need to go on maternity leave! But hey... it was worth a shot with busy season coming up wasn't it?
I think a fun prank would be dressing up like a wild animal and then roaming around at the zoo. Of course do not be surprised if you take a tranquilizer dart and wind up being the punk to a very large animal! I bet the first zoo ended with a guy scratching his head saying- "Yup, definitely should have put a top on the leopard cage." Plus back then a settlement for being maimed at a place like that was $5 off the next admission and a free small popcorn... of course buttered flavored topping is not included! Oh well it's probably not a good idea to get that salty concoction in the wounds anyway. Of course then people would really want to kiss you to make it all better! But hey unless your a vampire, keep the biting to a minimum! And if you are a vampire well then "bite me"!..green ! importantHalloween seems like a holiday dreamed up by a creepy old man. "Ok, so here is the deal, little kids will dress up and go to strangers houses seeking candy. If you have no candy you can do a trick for them." I bet everyone just looked at the person in disbelief and shook their head. Meanwhile somewhere an altar boy is crying. Seriously what is the point of the Kiwi as an animal. It is like God's first try as a bird or something. If i saw one walking around I would probably take a handful of them and just have a meal. After all, could they look more like food?
Is it just me, or has anyone else ever wondered if an eskimo came home to be ambushed by a penguin with a sock full of pennies? Ok... it's just me...