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Emily Hayes

No congressional reppers, no respectable rappers, it's the way we've adapted.

About Me


My Interests

-Shake-shake-shakin' it. -Lowering my bowling handicap. -Wearing lime green as an accent color. -Crap wine in peacock glasses. -Homemade gingerbread. -Cozy shack European Style. -Cindy Sherman. -Polyester. -Sequins. -Garlic broth. -Gmail chats. -Kale. -Nutritional Yeast. -Early morning. -Wind. -National Geographic. -Finding the lobsters who followed Sartre. -Cafe Habana. -Shakey hand, high up in the air. -Mostly, ma frangine.

Music:

Hot Buttered American Soul, Wayne, Johnny, LaVerne Baker, Patsy, Animal Collective. Balkan Beat Box.

Movies:

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. The Beales of Grey Gardens. Reds. Children of Men. Funny Face. Waiting for Guffman. Goodfellas. Goodbye Lenin.

Television:

Extras. The Office. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Ab Fab.

Books:

Because she is my rose.

Heroes:

Ana Mendieta and my grandmother who put on lipstick to go to her radiation therapy.