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darrenpenh

anyone all let us rejoice

About Me


Darren is a sick-kient. (As Kevin would say) Why is he so incredibly hott? We may never know... Darren's Porn Star Name Is...
Chris Cucumber. Want to be a sick-kient too? well you can't. What's Your Porn Star Name?
How to make a darren penh
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts handsomeness
4 parts tallness
3 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
name: Darren Penh
birthday: 28 april 1991
height: 183cm
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, and a 'charm' thick like a tube of Pringles
weight: 69kg
hair colour: black
siblings: 2 lil brothers - eric and patrick
nick name: dazza, daz, dazza shareem, daz mister, penh-e-boy
how old do you look: 16
how old do you act: 16
do you have any pets: tropical fish, goldies and two lil brothers
what makes you happy: hardkiients
what upsets you: sickkients
LAST
song you listened to: ray charles - what'd i say
cd you bought: ben harper - both sides of the gun
cd youve listened to: Paolo Nutini's
person you've called: andrew
person that called you: some chick that wanted eric
tv show you watched: real stories
person you were thinking of: petruchio...man he is hott
person you hugged: well i wish i could hug petruchio. but nah i hugged a tree...well humped it, to be more specific
person you kissed: once again, i wish i could say petruchio. but nah i kissed his brother, meluchio (i was trying to make him jealous... didnt work, but meluchio is a good kisser)
DO
do you have a crush on someone: yeah. name starts with 'p'
you wish you could live somewhere else: yeah always do
you think others find you atractive: i hope petruchio does
want more piercings: nah got about 5 downstairs already... finding it hard to piss
you like cleaning: no, actually sometimes i do
you like roller coasters: oh man... not after ive ridden it
FOR OR AGAINST
long distance relationships: Against
using someone: Against
suicide: against
killing people: against
teenage smoking: Against
drink driving: Against
gay/lersbian relationships: against
soap operas: for
HAVE YOU
ever cried over a girl: yeah... but more over petruchio... petruchio... everytime i hear his name i think of petruchio
ever lied to someone: of course
ever been in a fist fight: nope
ever passed out: yeah, when petruchio first walked into my room. he was wearing a knight armor suit. the hott-kient smashed into me. my dick was bruised for a whole week, it was pretty arousing though.
ever cut yourself: yeah
NUMBER
of times you've been in love: 69
of times you've had your heart broken:69
of hearts you've broken : 69
of girls you've slept with: 3
of guys you've slept with: 45, like a stroll in the park, really
of things in the past you regret: 20, nah seriously, who counts?
FAVOURITE
candy: roses are red, violets are blue sugar is sweet and petruchio, so are you
colour: dont really know
day of the week: sat
least favourite day: every school day, mainly tuesday
jewellery: my personal favourite...pink undies ( have 7 pairs one with a different day on the back)
special skills/ talents: i can vomit, shit, piss, cry, have snot and blood coming out of my nose all at the same time... thats got to be some record
summer/winter: summer, petruchio wears less, winter, we can snuggle naked ... he uses me as insulation and i just use him
PERSON WHO LAST
person who slept in your bedroom: brothers
went to the movies with you: petruchios brother, meluchio (i was trying to make him jealous... didnt work, but meluchio is a good kisser)
saw you cry: meluchio, when my plan didnt work, he tried cheering me up by pashing me. i acted as if it didnt work and continued pashing him for days on end.
made you cry: petruchio, because my plan didnt work
yelled at you: petruchio...i licked his ass without dipping it in tomato sauce first. i've learnt my lesson... i really have, please forgive me
HAVE YOU EVER
said i love you and ment it: everyday
kept a secret from everyone: nah
cried during a movie: yeah
wished you were the opposite sex: nah bruh kient
what time is it now: 10:43
blue or red: have i ever blue or red?....uh yeah, i guess so
what are you going to do after you finish this: sleep
FREINDSHIP/LOVE
do you believe in love at firt site: hell yeah! petruchios knight armor suit gave me 69 orgasms
do you want children one day, if so how many: yeah maybe 69, give or take...obviously with petruchio
most important quality in friendship: a knight armor suit, in perfect condition
do you speak any other languages: yeah
last book you read: the taming of the shrew by william shakespeare. starring petruchio.
some of you favourite things in your bedroom: the bed
worst feeling in the world: when you've finished having sex with those weird ass guys who pretend to be girls
who do you love: one person...my main man...
FINISH THIS SENTENCE
i love..... petruchio
i miss.... meluchios lips
i wish.... i was a firefighter...or a caterpillar
i hope.... that we can get back together someday...i love you pteruchio.
i want.... those silly guys that pretend to be girls to have sex with me ... now

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My Interests


Your Birthdate: April 28
You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away in shame.
You never shy away from adversity - and you love to tackle impossible problems.
Failure is not an option for you, and more than a few people are put off by your ego.
You tend to be controlling, and you hate leaving anything up to chance.

Your strength: Your bold approach to life

Your weakness: You don't accept help

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Pyramid

Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

George and i are changing it all on the 9th of may. old school is the best. old school is the way to go. CHANGE. we're opening 'the door'. some see it as a barrier. but we see it as a gateway to so many opportunities.
the real revolution, the evolution of the mind, is starting on the 9th of may. why? because victor is a sick-kient! the sickest of all kients. universally we will stand, provided we will fall, because motivation conquers all. he got game and he did it old school style, he got 99.75.
this is a call for all you sleeping souls out there. wake up and take control of your own cycle. and be on the look out for those spirit-snipers trying to steal your light. look inside yourself for peace, give thanks, live life and release. but, most of all, respect your elders and tell them to tell you off when you slack off.

- no basketball
- no msn - unless needed
- no pcyc
- computer not on - unless needed
- no library
are the main objectives.

GO HARD OR GO LOCAL......yeah... the pact is over

Music:

Music is universal language. Music is enjoyed. Music is poetry. Here is a poem
My First Time
The sky was dark

The moon was high

All alone

Just her and I

Her hair so soft

Her eyes so brown

I knew just what

She wanted to do

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

To place my hand

On her breasts

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart

And when she did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

Milking a COW!

it got you thinking, didnt it?

Heroes:

Haywood Jablowme
Dick Fitzwell
Jian Balsonya
victor hai Phil McRevis
Craven Moorehead