Darren is a sick-kient. (As Kevin would say) Why is he so incredibly hott? We may never know... Darren's Porn Star Name Is...
Chris Cucumber. Want to be a sick-kient too? well you can't. What's Your Porn Star Name?
How to make a darren penh
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts handsomeness
4 parts tallness
3 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
name: Darren Penh
birthday: 28 april 1991
height: 183cm
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, and a 'charm' thick like a tube of Pringles
weight: 69kg
hair colour: black
siblings: 2 lil brothers - eric and patrick
nick name: dazza, daz, dazza shareem, daz mister, penh-e-boy
how old do you look: 16
how old do you act: 16
do you have any pets: tropical fish, goldies and two lil brothers
what makes you happy: hardkiients
what upsets you: sickkients
LAST
song you listened to: ray charles - what'd i say
cd you bought: ben harper - both sides of the gun
cd youve listened to: Paolo Nutini's
person you've called: andrew
person that called you: some chick that wanted eric
tv show you watched: real stories
person you were thinking of: petruchio...man he is hott
person you hugged: well i wish i could hug petruchio. but nah i hugged a tree...well humped it, to be more specific
person you kissed: once again, i wish i could say petruchio. but nah i kissed his brother, meluchio (i was trying to make him jealous... didnt work, but meluchio is a good kisser)
DO
do you have a crush on someone: yeah. name starts with 'p'
you wish you could live somewhere else: yeah always do
you think others find you atractive: i hope petruchio does
want more piercings: nah got about 5 downstairs already... finding it hard to piss
you like cleaning: no, actually sometimes i do
you like roller coasters: oh man... not after ive ridden it
FOR OR AGAINST
long distance relationships: Against
using someone: Against
suicide: against
killing people: against
teenage smoking: Against
drink driving: Against
gay/lersbian relationships: against
soap operas: for
HAVE YOU
ever cried over a girl: yeah... but more over petruchio... petruchio... everytime i hear his name i think of petruchio
ever lied to someone: of course
ever been in a fist fight: nope
ever passed out: yeah, when petruchio first walked into my room. he was wearing a knight armor suit. the hott-kient smashed into me. my dick was bruised for a whole week, it was pretty arousing though.
ever cut yourself: yeah
NUMBER
of times you've been in love: 69
of times you've had your heart broken:69
of hearts you've broken : 69
of girls you've slept with: 3
of guys you've slept with: 45, like a stroll in the park, really
of things in the past you regret: 20, nah seriously, who counts?
FAVOURITE
candy: roses are red, violets are blue sugar is sweet and petruchio, so are you
colour: dont really know
day of the week: sat
least favourite day: every school day, mainly tuesday
jewellery: my personal favourite...pink undies ( have 7 pairs one with a different day on the back)
special skills/ talents: i can vomit, shit, piss, cry, have snot and blood coming out of my nose all at the same time... thats got to be some record
summer/winter: summer, petruchio wears less, winter, we can snuggle naked ... he uses me as insulation and i just use him
PERSON WHO LAST
person who slept in your bedroom: brothers
went to the movies with you: petruchios brother, meluchio (i was trying to make him jealous... didnt work, but meluchio is a good kisser)
saw you cry: meluchio, when my plan didnt work, he tried cheering me up by pashing me. i acted as if it didnt work and continued pashing him for days on end.
made you cry: petruchio, because my plan didnt work
yelled at you: petruchio...i licked his ass without dipping it in tomato sauce first. i've learnt my lesson... i really have, please forgive me
HAVE YOU EVER
said i love you and ment it: everyday
kept a secret from everyone: nah
cried during a movie: yeah
wished you were the opposite sex: nah bruh kient
what time is it now: 10:43
blue or red: have i ever blue or red?....uh yeah, i guess so
what are you going to do after you finish this: sleep
FREINDSHIP/LOVE
do you believe in love at firt site: hell yeah! petruchios knight armor suit gave me 69 orgasms
do you want children one day, if so how many: yeah maybe 69, give or take...obviously with petruchio
most important quality in friendship: a knight armor suit, in perfect condition
do you speak any other languages: yeah
last book you read: the taming of the shrew by william shakespeare. starring petruchio.
some of you favourite things in your bedroom: the bed
worst feeling in the world: when you've finished having sex with those weird ass guys who pretend to be girls
who do you love: one person...my main man...
FINISH THIS SENTENCE
i love..... petruchio
i miss.... meluchios lips
i wish.... i was a firefighter...or a caterpillar
i hope.... that we can get back together someday...i love you pteruchio.
i want.... those silly guys that pretend to be girls to have sex with me ... now