Shalee (shuh-LEE) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like all kinds of people. I'm open to almost any idea you can throw, even if only out of respect for others' happiness. I get thought of as a snob when I'm being shy. I return movies late. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. I'm a good speller. I respect the elements. I don't follow current events because hindsight has 20/20 vision. I'm affectionate, argumentative, sarcastic. I lie about trivial things for my own amusement. I smoke cloves. If I can't express myself I'll die. I'm also slightly dramatic at times. I know within 5 minutes of meeting someone whether or not I want to spend any more time with him/her. I'm inconsistent. I sing in the shower and dream of being a rock star. I hate checking messages of any kind. I often only check myspace when intoxicated, which consistently means I will read your message/comment thing and smile, decide I'm too fucked up to reply at that moment (or get distracted by something shiny), then forget to reply altogether. So everyone chill on asking me why I don't respond to shit. Yeah...This is for education:this is for fun:

My Interests

I spend all my free time trying to reach heaven without dying. If you make it sound fun, I'll probably tag along... I enjoy abstract art, adventure, air hockey, candy, cereal, charleston, cosmic connections, desiderata, durgs, education, escaping reality, fire, gratitude, history, humor, imagination, intramural sports, irony, jump rope, karaoke, uncontrollable laughter, magnetic poetry, mini-golf, misfits, mozzarella sticks, mythical monsters, natural highs, origami, persistence, pride, quill pens, randomosity, rebellions, risk, rolling down hills, sarcasm, sex, sleeping in, spiral staircases, spontaneous combustion, stand up comedy, staying up late, swinging, theology, travel, throwing eggs at trees, trying to take over the world, upper deck, waffle house... still reading??

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to "meet" new people online. They usually turn out to be crazy. And I'm pretty crazy, but I mean they're like really CRAZY, and not in the good/fun way. I probably won't accept your friend request unless I know you already, and even then I might not because you might not be awesome enough. Because getting snubbed on myspace is a fate worse than death... let's not lose perspective man.

Music:

Eclectic... I am a child of the 90's, but I've never heard anything I couldn't get into or appreciate. I don't pay attention to genres. I don't compete with people to know more underground artists. I rely on a wide variety of musically enlightened friends to shove good music in my face. I have a very healthy obsession with Maynard James Keenan, though I never want to meet him - he's probably a huge dick.

Movies:

Much appreciation for films that make me laugh or think (more than usual)... A few favorites, including but not limited to: Back to the Future 2, 8 Heads in a Duffle Bag, Dogma and its prequels, Trainspotting, Old School, Van Wilder, O (I'm in it), American Psycho, Groundhog Day, American History X, Princess Bride, Office Space, Orgazmo, Monty Python, STARWARS!!!

Television:

MacGyver, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds

Books:

(Including, but not limited to) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Big Book of Life's Instructions, The Pop Up Book of Phobias, The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, A Girl's Guide to Taking Over the World

Heroes:

Bob Ross, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks... and the much underappreciated buggy resource manager

My Blog

Missed Connections

Sorry if you've known about this for a while already, but I just discovered something really cool. The missed connections section of craigslist.org is awesome and I could read it for days. What a ridi...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

Small request

Would all fascist law enforcement officers kindly go fuck themselves. Then seek help for your controlling personalities and anger management issues. Thank you. Yes there's a story. I got a tick...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

mean people suck

I have a car - very used. I drive it as little as possible to save gas, like a good little American. Also, I'm trying to extend the life of my personal transportation, so as to stick it to whoever man...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

I hate subjects

Slightly sad... missing the old days. I feel like all those pics of mine are misrepresentative since they were mostly taken when I used to party all the time. Summer 2005 was so good, but I miss ...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

head up ass

Buying a house is stressful. I would not recommend it to a friend. I'm barely on speaking terms with the people at the bank, insurance company and realtor. They can suck on my chocolate salty balls......
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

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Friends are dying all around me... 3 in five months is fucked up. As am I, for the better part of this week.Work is extremely frustrating. How do I know the grass isn't greener if I don't check? They ...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

Shalee's are awesome

I just signed onto facebook for the first time in months and I had a new invitation to join a group called "Shalee" full of like 30 chick members with my name (pronunciation may vary). They've all enc...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

I tried to get over it

But it pisses me off to no end that the gay marriage ban passed. I went out and I voted like a good little American (and I didn't see anyone else under 50), and that was my primary reason. I shouldn't...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

Does this mean I'm a grown up?

Four years of business school and what have I learned? All the best ways to manipulate the system and how to do the least amount of work while achieving optimal results. Ah, the America...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:41:00 PST

My blotter

A testimony to my insanity... August 17th, 2005 edition of The Charleston City Paper, don't ask what caused this..."EMS treated a 21-year-old female at the corner of King and Radcliffe streets with tw...
Posted by Shalee (shuh-LEE) on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST