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Thomas

Babes!!!

About Me

Gotta love em... I think God made women beautiful so men can appreciate life...I appreciate all beautiful women... I will tell a perfect strange women she is beautiful... I think ALL people need to be lifted up in word and deed...My blog/jokes.... I was having fun here reading other peoples blogs, and then suddenly someone stuck a stick up several of thier asses and thus, not only did I remove the wenches, but if you want access - you gotta be my friend now...Two can play that stupid ass game...:)

My Interests

Disc golf, motorcycles, flying, scuba, metal detecting and horses

I'd like to meet:

Steve Yszerman, Pam Progar, Sheryl Henderson, Rush Limbaugh

Music:

Country and 60-70's rock and roll

Movies:

Coal Miners Daughter, Pretty Woman, anything SUPERMAN

Television:

Smallville, Chris Angel - Mind Freak

Books:

Readers Digest, all Harry Potter

Heroes:

Jesus Christ & my father Ted Catterall

My Blog

Illisuion

http://www.winthelotto.net/OpticalIllusion.pps
Posted by Thomas on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:19:00 PST

Headache

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.''Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my peni...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:14:00 PST

Short joke

Officer, this is how the fight started...    I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It  was my fault! So, we  both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the &nb...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

Being in law enforcement

I loved this video!!Police Video...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

The Boob Song

Men can never get enough!!
Posted by Thomas on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:24:00 PST

Now with sound!!!

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:53:00 PST

Subject: SCHOOL 1957 VS 2007

  SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007Scenario:  Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.1957 - Vice Principal com...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:15:00 PST

Not good pickup lines...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812805
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:09:00 PST

This guys about as good as I am..

http://www.snotr.com/embed/612
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:27:00 PST

Ouch!!

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNKI was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:A half-gallon of 2% milkA carton of eggsA quart of orange juiceA head of romaine lettuceA 2 lb. can of cof...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:21:00 PST