Benji Bourne profile picture

Benji Bourne

I am here for Friends

About Me


Whats to say...
im a hillbilly...i love music...
i have an un-healthy obsession with my kittens...
i work for the government in child care policy...
i love getting messy and dancing in dirty clubs...
i love horror movies...i wish the eighties kept going...
my parents grew up in QBN...
i can't spell...i wish i could play guitar...
i have some ugly tattoos, but i love them...
i love food...i love bourbon...
i like to meet new people...
i have crooked teeth...
i love self indulgent bullshit...
i used to be skinny, then i put on weight...
i love tv...
i like skating...i hate gravel burn...
i'm a redhead...i shave my head...
i like you...
If you feel like it feel free to add to MSN
[email protected]
Backside melts into the sofa
My world, my TV, and my food
Besides listening to my belly gurgle
Ain't much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
Pants fall down every time I bend over
And my feet itch
Yeah - I married a scarecrow
I hate you
Talkin' to myself
Everybody's starin' at me
I'm only bleedin'
Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes
Nobody speaks English anymore
Would anyone tell me if I was gettin' stupider?
I hate you
Talkin' to myself
You don't feel it after awhile
You take the beating
I'm a swingin' guy
Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod
And swing - - -
Toss me inside a hefty
And put me in the ground
A drink needs me
I don't
I ain't about to guzzle no tears
So kiss my ass
Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts
I hate you
Talkin' to myself
Everybody's starin' at me
I'm only bleedin'
where are the kids?
maybepregnantorondrugsoronwelfareontopoftheworld
onthehonorrollonparoleontheDodgersonthebackofmilkcartons
onstakesinthemiddleofcornfieldsoncoversoffuturehistory
booksonoldlady'smantleswalkin'onwaternailedoncrosses
I think it's time I had a talk with my kids
I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me
YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'
The Smiths

Add to My Profile | More Videos

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benjamin Bourne
Birthday: 10th November 1982
Birthplace: Woden, ACT
Current Location: Canberra
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red, but shaved
Height: about 180cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish Australian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black work shoes
Your Weakness: Sticks and stones
Your Fears: Michael Bolton
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty and cheesey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I have lots
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes!
Your Best Physical Feature: Um.. you can make your own mind up on that one
Your Bedtime: Late usually
Your Most Missed Memory: Having no responsibility
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macca's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla is way more tasty
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee or Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: Not any more :-D
Do you Swear: I am quite the potty mouth
Do you Sing: Yup.. Well.. I try ;-)
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yes yes
Do you want to go to College: I have already been
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: I try, sometimes it can be hard!
Do you get Motion Sickness: boats make me ill
Do you think you are Attractive: I like to think I'm better looking than Rocky Dennis
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I do.. never used to but they grew on me
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.. Unless I'm stuck in the middle of them with no shelter
Do you play an Instrument: I like to pretend to play bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes yes
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortunately i had a few while drinking.. WEAK!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hehehe yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live 5 minutes from one.. I buy milk and shit from there every day
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a fan of Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is the Devil's spunk
In the past month have you been on Stage: hahaha Danced on one
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope :-D
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: lots
Ever been called a Tease: indeed i have
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: When i was a kid yeah
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 'I wanna be a motherfuckin hustler' hahaha jokes
What country would you most like to Visit: I wanna go back to Spain.. or Italy

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!MYFLYPROFILE.NETMYFLYPROFILE.NET

My Blog

The item has been deleted


Posted by on