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About Me

Short Hand Version: My name is Jon. I live in Prairie Village, KS but am originally from Macedon, New York. I am a writer, and musician. I am currently studing Afghan history because it is incredibly fascinating. I love B-movies, Spaghetti westerns, and horror movies. I prefere cartoons over live action dramas because the cartoons seem more real. I have aspirations to become the first Astronaut-Palentologist and discover the dinosaur bones on the moons around Jupiter. I currently live with my girlfriend Jessica and we are trying to finish a pork roast we made 3 days ago.

My Interests

why, if i had intrests, that'd just make me seem more interesting. Touche myspace.

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Hawking, Stanly Kubrick, Peter Max, A Monty Python, Bob Odenkirk, Donald Fagen, Peter Gabriel, Joe Henry, David Bowie, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Santa, Bill Maury,

Music:

NIN, Steely Dan, Stevie Wonder, Pink Floyd, Joe Henry, Peter Gabriel, Roger Waters, David Bowie, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Sage Francis, William Shatner, Ben Folds, Tom Petty, Traveling Wilberries, Beatles, Led Zepplin, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, DMB, Moody Blues, Earth, Pelican

Movies:

Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie, Spun, Bubba Ho-Tep, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Orgazmo, Cannible the Musical, South Park bigger longer and uncut, Airplane!, Blue Planet series, Magical Mystery Tour, Life Aquatic

Television:

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's modern life, South Park, Maury (baby results)

Books:

"Catcher in the Rye"- Salinger, "1984"-Orwell, Road to Wellville, Most anything by Shaw. Kite Runner. Plays by Beckett, Pintor and O'Neil

Heroes:

Steve Zissou, Beakman, Lando Griffin, Honkeyzilla

My Blog

what difference does it make if no one will read

holy cow, i've lost it, apparently society cant run the way it is. the american structure will collapse. people have become to obsessed with their own entertainment that they are much like the ...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rick okasik from the cars washes old people

by jesus, you didnt even take the baby seat out! what are you trying to do anyway? my god, these punctuations work well. i can feel it dripping down my spine. ahhh the cooling mellow spring of rapture...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"There is no dark side of the moon really, as a matter a fact it's all dark"

Too often i find myself staring at the omnipotent eye in the sky and wonder. As our bodies fall to the earth, our souls are pulled towards the cold white face of the moon and redisburses the stardust ...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for what its worth

I've gone on binges of thoughts in my mind. first it was a collection of obscure soft rock songs, then it was the theory of life on other planets. Its hard to keep down to earth when the earth it...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Apparently Technology is Tricky

"My god Virginia, apparently technology is tricky," the old man said at the computer. "With so many dammed clicks and whistlers, these damm kids all hopped up on their mtv and their baggy pants; NO Wo...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST