For the Guys |
This particular entry is geared towards the guys in my audience. I found something out yesterday that I could not believe. When I found this out I was...AMAZED!!!!I've kept you in suspense long enough...
Posted by Matty on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:18:00 PST |
Energy drink catastrophe |
What if you drank one of those energy drinks that offer a quick burst and then make you sleepy RIGHT BEFORE you ran a marathon?You'd start out waaaaay ahead of everyone else, then just stop fall to th...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:01:00 PST |
Buzz Ballads and so forth... |
I haven't posted anything in about a year (really??), so I figured I'd bring something to your attention: (I apologize if I've ranted about this before, but I think we all know my memory is a bit on t...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST |
TCaP |
NBC's smash hit "To Catch a Predator" has caught many a sex offender and shows you how stupid the majority of them are. Below is some never-before-seen comments taken from the online chats of these se...
Posted by Matty on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST |
Take a shower |
Have you ever been driving along and you see a bunch of teenagers with long greasy hair on skateboards? These kids are usually ages 14-17 and I have one question for them:WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH Y...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST |
It could happen to you... |
Day: FridayTime: 4 PMCaptain's log 678589. Today started out as any normal day. It was casual Friday, as usual I had opted to go "no pants" casual, but as is the rule, I settled for jeans. I was about...
Posted by Matty on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:10:00 PST |
Diary of a 42 year old virgin: the next 6 entries |
Day 16,046I saw a very attractive lady waiting for a bus today. I wanted to approach her and throw some kind words her way. However, I had a problem. I had the biggest BONER in the history of boners. ...
Posted by Matty on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST |
Like it dirty? |
I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I must be doing something wrong. I saw a guy walking down the street today who probably hadn't showered in a year. And what was walking RIGHT next to him? Why a wom...
Posted by Matty on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST |
Diary of a 42 year old virgin: the first 6 entries |
Day 15,632I've decided to keep this journal in order to warn and advise future generations of the perils of not hoping on the good foot and doing the bad thing. Look at me, I'm 42 and I'm embarrassed ...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:59:00 PST |
How do cows cool off? |
It was mighty hot out today and I drove passed a pasture with cows in it and thought to myselfHow do cows cool off?I don't think they pant like dogs do, at least I've never seen a panting cow. You can...
Posted by Matty on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST |
