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About Me

This is the epitome of evolution and the endpoint of history. The 1986 model comes with complimentary sideburns and a very German nose. That's Fatherland engineering, you know. It has only 1,232,904 miles on it, and the engine is guaranteed for life. Tread needs changing once in awhile. A very dependable make.

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My Blog

I Want To Be Your Friend

This is a "plain-text" blog, because, for all its wonder, the Macintosh corporation seems to be at odds with MySpace.Maybe they're having a battle. Everybody's got a battle.We don't pick them and we ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:45:00 GMT

Agnosticism in Work

     Lets air some things out right now.  I'm a registered Republican, which equates me to a kitten killer in some folks eyes, but I am what I am, and I stand by something.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:21:00 GMT

This may be disturbing

Ok, so, last Wednesday, I was in an altered state of mind (I'd had a few) and I began spouting emo-esque crap that sounded good at the time.  My roommate, in all of his genius, gave me a pen and ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 13:36:00 GMT

1984

The year burns an icon into the blood.  Birdlime discolors the glass domes & roof beams grow shaky as old men in the lobby of Heartbreak Hotel. Purple oxide gas lamps light the way out of thi...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:28:00 GMT

Rust in the Rain

"On Love, In Sadness"Oh love it's a brittle madness, I sing about it in all my sadness.It's not falsified to say that I found God so inevitably well, It still exists pale and fine. I can't dismiss, An...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 18:14:00 GMT

Have you ever....

Have you ever buried your face in your handsCause no one around you understands Or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be?Have you ever felt like there was more?Like someone else was keep...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 23:42:00 GMT

My Fellow Americans

"We the People, in order to form a more Greed-based Union, establish McDonald's, insure corporate dominance, provide for the weathly male, promote middle-class taxation, and secure the rights of left-...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:53:00 GMT

Where does this come from?

People are amazing.  Try to figure them out.  If you can go tell me what the fuck most people are thinking, I will personally assure you a Nobel Prize.  (Seriously, I know people in pla...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 13:40:00 GMT