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< First things first, I'm a dog. I'm not your everyday Dog. I'm extremely smart. I only do what I want, and have my Humans thinking they run things, but they don't run me. Sometimes I act like I'm sleeping while keeping one eye open slightly to be sure I'm not missing any treats or dropped food etc. I won’t walk on a leash. I act like I’m being choked. I don’t like someone controlling me etc. If you want me to go with you, it’s on my terms or you will have to carry me. I was adopted when I was just a kid. I was born in Tacoma Wa. in the Hilltop area. I don't know my Dad, I think he was some kind of a Hound cuz I have a great voice and big feet ;) My Mom was a Bitch so I'm sure I was conceived during a one-night stand. She tried to care for me but she was too busy to pay much attention to me. We lived in an old fright box in the back yard on a house that wasn’t much better. I ran away as soon as I could. Life on the streets was cool. I learned the fine art of dumpster diving, I learned to catch the mice and rats for food. I have to tell you that chasing down your meal is really satisfying. The food just taste better when you catch it yourself. On the street I got to know hang with some real Gangsters; they were cool to me (as long as I stayed out of the way). They never gave me food but they let me hang with them. One day this nice lady started leaving food out for me. It was better then dumpster food, so I started hanging around and occasionally would let her scratch me and pick me up yada-yada-yada. It was cool. Just when I was starting to trust the Lady she picked me up and took me to the “animal shelter”. I guess my current Humans saw my cute ass and picked me up. Now life is better then ever. I live with two other adopted Canines, Becca my big sister, Boomer my little “Bro” and two adopted Cats, Jersey a really old Lady Cat, Buster a spunky young Girl Cat, (she kicks ass) and a freaking loud Bird that keeps repeating his name “Baby”. We all live in the woods with plenty of room to run and play. Oh ya! There are lots of animals to chase and stuff. I really like my life now.Well... Lets see? I never meet a goat I didn't like. But meeting someone else? Snoop Dog, Lil Bow Wow. The guy that invented fake dog poop, just to ask why? I’d give him the real thing for free.Playing catch, I love it I am very competitive. I get so excited racing to get the Stick or Frisbee before anyone else. I get pissed off when my dumb brother boomer takes it away from me. I want to kick his ass!I really like Rap, and hip-hop. The beat gets my tail wagging and it takes me back to the hood, and the fun times on the street.I don’t go to the movies. I only watch DVD’s and TV. “All Dogs Go To Heaven” “Animal Farm” “Babe” “Balto” “Beethoven”