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all i ever need in lif is a pak o smokes, som skynard, and a cold one. im a outdoors man who liks werkin on tha truck, and my transam i got som other vehcls in my yard but i dont mess wit dem much. i dig diches and sell dope on tha side er somtimes wen i need a vacashon my wife werks wile i rest and hang wit my boys. we git in som trubl somtimes,. IV had som runins wit tha BCPD(beaver creek police department) cuz i got in a bar fite last week and somtimes wen the ol ball n chain gets outa line she needs a pop in tha mouth er a good ol fashond ass whoopin! in myspare time i like ta werk on my dale earnhaert scapbook..RIP DALE! I LOV NASCAR anyway my second youngin is in his therd yeer of ferst grade and hes doin damn fine. hes so smarter den tha mexacon kid. I told his teecher to bite my ass!@ and my boy gave er tha bird!! WE BILT THIS CITY ON ROCK N ROLL BROTHER!!!!div style="width:300px;_height:250px; min-height:250px; background-color:rgb(216,233,237); text-align:center;" Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Hank Williams... you're fucked up on drinks, pills and a broken heart. You'll die young and wild, but influence more people than you could ever imagine. If it wasn't for you, rock n roll would be nothing more than benign and insipid.
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DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com I've been doing the damn thing since 1980 bitches! I also have an exterme fascination with hazelnuts and how the female reproductive organs work. I also collect hugs *WINK* *WINK*

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I'd like to meet:

The guy who got my girlfriend preggo! Ted Debiase cause he's "The Million Dollar Man" Juan Gonzalez and slugger because I'd love to kick them both square in the nuts! Gorbechov because he has a gnarly mark on his head, and last but not least Rufus the stunt bum

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Deftones, The Grateful Dead, H.I.M., Cky, Modest Mouse, Willie Nelson, John Prine, Pantera, Down, At the Drive-In, Beasties, Mos Def, The Roots, Talib Kweli, Primus, System of a Down, Bright Eyes, Elliot Smith, Amos Lee, Drive By Truckers, Keller Williams, Ben Harper, Pennywise, Bad Religion, The Dead Kennedys, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Butthole Surfers, Camper Von Bethoven, Sublime, Old Crow Medicine Show, Split Lip Rayfield, Death Cab, Gov't Mule, Henry Rollins, Kings of Leon, Leadbelly, Social D, NIN, Method Man, Citizen Cope, Ween. As you can see I'm all over the place. The list goes on forever. Van Halen none of that Van Hagar shit haha!


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Movies:

Harry and the Hendersons is the funniest movie ever! Fear and Loathing, Where the Buffalo Roam, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Salton Sea, The 25th Hour, Memento, Kill Bill. Pretty much anything with a fucked up twist in it. My mind is a little warped. I have a soft spot for documentaries. I've watched them on everything from eskimo's to penguins. Thank you Independent Lens.

Television:

Not a huge fan but I do watch My Name is Earl and footballsrc="http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1930/81nx6q0 z7ov9pv9.gif" alt'Click here to make your own myspace banners from MyBannerMaker.com! border=0
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Books:

Anything by Michael Moore, Hunter S. Thompson,I also like "Alice in Wonderland.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson,Functional alcoholics,Ted Debiase, hippies,ex-cons,bi-sexual women,Robin Hood,fat women in skinny women's clothing,Bonzai Girl,free spirits,Ghandi,Allah,Buddah,Jesus,Satin,Chuck Norris,Scott Baio,Wendall Anchutz,Pat Morita,Dr. Gonzo,my lawyer(Jack, you saved me from the pokey yet again),Tommy Chong,Lazlo, the free clinic, section 8 housing, Dale Earnhart.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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My Blog

You’re Turning Your Kids Into Pussies

Last night I was watching Spongebob.  Yes, I watch Spongebob.  It's fucking awesome and fuck you.  Besides, 95% percent of the TV I watch is cartoons (the other 5% is usually HBO hooke...
Posted by The Flop on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

My Women My Guitars

I get up off of my ass, I get out of my bed again today         & nbsp;         & nbsp;    &...
Posted by The Flop on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

A Jukebox Homicide

and everybody sees this motherfucker rise up and walk out 3 minutes after johnnydrops himand he shoots back heavy in our ears and the light still swinging good king louis onthe juke still singingi see...
Posted by The Flop on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

A New Breed

Timothy Leary identified a genetic type whose future circuits have begun to be activated and coined them FUTANTS. Futants are naturally selected to facilitate survival by being better adapted to explo...
Posted by The Flop on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

A poem by Charles Manson

    LETTER FROM MANSON // APRIL 2003 Death row windows a bird came to me and I gave him a seed. It's mom said come let's go for food it told mama I got food. Mama said you can't alwa...
Posted by The Flop on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:42:00 PST

For the sake of Pete?

So, I always thought that this my space shit was kinda gay, and I still do, but I am finding myself a slave to it. It might be because I'm half cocked the majority of the time or the fact that I am cu...
Posted by The Flop on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST