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Tim

Cuz life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

About Me


Laughter is a priority in my life
Meeting new people is always fun and interesting
As of March 1st, I no longer commute 80 miles a day!
Liquor over beer anyday
I do truthful short sentences cuz I'm cool
Family and friends are cherished in my life
Closed minds should come with closed mouths
I can't stand bad breath
I watch the Superbowl mainly for the commercials
I think life should be lived with spontaneity and risks
I try not to take things for granted
My family owns a shorehouse in Long Beach Island, NJ
I'll be up front and honest, no sugar coating
Tattoos are cool, but not for me
I'm a very social and outgoing drinker
I finally got rid of my Taurus and now drive this bad boy
I've never drank coffee or smoked a cigarette
I have a secret love for Colorado
My niece Meredith is a perfect example of why I love kids
I have no patience with slow computers
I still have love notes from when I was 16
Dogs are 500 times more fun than cats
Boring people bother me
I despise people who argue/fight while drinking
I dance in public
Driving in the fast/pass lane going the speed limit is pathetic
I'm not easily offended
I've had stitches but never broke a bone
People addicted to watching sports all the time bother me
I live for themed parties
I want to go to Europe someday
Road trips with loud music and the windows down are a damn good time
My Razr phone can be left in a parking lot all night, get ran over, get rained on and still work
To this day I still don't know how to dive, yet I can do front and blackflips off a diving board

My Interests

-Hanging out with friends
- Music
-Partying
-Meeting new people
-Working out -Finding fun new bars
-Dancing like a white boy
-Karaoke at the bar
-Air drums
-Ultimate Frisbee
-Making people laugh
-Mountain Biking
- Digital Photography
-Making fun of people that commit douchebaggery

I'd like to meet:

Micky Rooney when he's THIS crazy:

This Guy:

People that make the most out of any situation and live life like its going out of style

Music:

Last 3 Tracks Played:

Top Weekly Artists:

Top Overall Artists:

Movies:

-40 Year Old Virgin
-Grandma's Boy
-High Fidelity
-Old School
-Out Cold
-Wedding Crashers
-Super Troopers
-Hitch
-Wet Hot American Summer
-Van Wilder
-Boondock Saints
-Austin Powers
-Waiting
-Dazed and Confused
-Fight Club
-SLC Punk
-Tommy Boy
-The Green Mile
-Black Sheep
-Office Space
-Full Metal Jacket
-Forrest Gump
-Harold and Maude
-Ace Ventura
-Adaptation
-Memento
-Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Television:

-The Office
-Scrubs
-Heroes
-Family Guy
-Seinfeld
-Entourage
-Weeds
-It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
-Friends
-King of Queens
-Grey's Anatomy
-That 70s Show
-Nip/Tuck

Books:

-Fast Food Nation
-The Things They Carried

Heroes:

Dane Cook

My dad

My Blog

Life's Little Vent Session

Let's start things off with a 40 mile commute everday (each way) and my observations:  Prepare yourself for massive amounts of sarcasm... The Old Person: Gripping the wheel ever so gently an...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:07:00 PST

Badass Facts

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. If a chameleon loses a fight, it turns gray. If it wins, it turns green. The most expensive bra is the Red Hot Fantasy B...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST

Random thoughts of shiz you may or may not give a crap about

I find myself a lot more attracted to blondes lately... I don't know if this is due to the fact that I've been single for so long or if I'm being more open minded or if I've just always given blondes ...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST