hello |
I have been wondering. Does anyone think that couches need to have a bit more golfing matches? I mean, think about the enormous entertainment potential that the television industry has been missing ou... Posted by Mike on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST |
pets |
i wish i could have a pet it would be pretty sweet to have a monkey that i could train to do things like i could make it shake its butt at people randomly or on command and then also i could train it... Posted by Mike on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Something strange |
You know how sometimes it feels like everything is awesome and nothing can go wrong? I kinda feel like that. Sure, I'm unemployed. Sure, I've got bills. But at the same time, I feel pretty fucking ... Posted by Mike on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST |
wtf |
there is a new insight i have come into contact with one day while i was sitting here in my unemployed state being non-financially unable and generally eating unhealthy things, and that is this: what... Posted by Mike on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Girlfriend Application |
OMG WOW FUN! Answer some questions! Are you over 21? Are you on drugs? Are you female (both mentally and FULLY physically)? Are you any good at cooking and/or cleaning? Do you mind carrying a wa... Posted by Mike on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:32:00 PST |