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Mike

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me



I enjoy such things as eating Nutty Bars at midnight and waking up to the sweet taste of chocolate stuck in my teeth.

You know that feeling you get when you have just brushed your teeth and you kinda forget you just brushed so you go drink some orange juice before leaving in the morning and then you suddenly remember you've brushed your teeth and for the one moment before your taste receptors register how gross the combination is you cling wildly to any hope you can, wishing you could take the last two seconds back and time-travel back to a time when you weren't so forgetful? I'd like to think I'm the complete opposite of that feeling, and I'd also say that's the best way to describe myself.

Contact me on IM: igota75

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pretty girls.

Music:

Sometimes I like to listen to music. King without a crown.

Movies:

South Park,

Television:

Arrested Development

Books:

Lots of books.

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

hello

I have been wondering. Does anyone think that couches need to have a bit more golfing matches? I mean, think about the enormous entertainment potential that the television industry has been missing ou...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

pets

i wish i could have a pet it would be pretty sweet to have a monkey that i could train to do things like i could make it shake its butt at people randomly or on command and then also i could train it...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST

Something strange

You know how sometimes it feels like everything is awesome and nothing can go wrong? I kinda feel like that. Sure, I'm unemployed. Sure, I've got bills. But at the same time, I feel pretty fucking ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

wtf

there is a new insight i have come into contact with one day while i was sitting here in my unemployed state being non-financially unable and generally eating unhealthy things, and that is this: what...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

OMG WOW FUN! Answer some questions! Are you over 21? Are you on drugs? Are you female (both mentally and FULLY physically)? Are you any good at cooking and/or cleaning? Do you mind carrying a wa...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:32:00 PST