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About Me

We are the CRÃœE. We are the Gods of the stage. You have nothing on us. We will destroy you if you think otherwise. Salute us and join. We will take over. Join the CRÃœE army.
Major Douche Bag ~ Kevin Chapin (sn IronMan3624069)
Captain Queer ~ Frank Barbero (not cool enough to have a sn)
Captain Cock ~ Wesley Gordon (sn ShibbyGotShot)
Join the Elite and be remembered as a master. No one can stand up the the masters. We are Gods. Salute Us. HUUUE!!
Members of the CRÃœE:
Marshal Mayhem ~ Mrs. Day
General Gonorrhea ~ Miss Kemp
Colonial Cumrag ~ Mr. Piazza
(noonefuckingcares)
Sergeant Semen ~ Angela Zambito
Sergeant Sexkitten ~ Laura Bennett
(cupcake1516)
Corporal Cunt ~ Dan Courtney
Corporal Cocksucker ~ Ken Allison
(magicdude17)
Private Poker ~ Terry Barry
(TerryBarry09)
Private Grabber ~ Gabbie Williams
(remainsofaday)
Private Pissedpants ~ Emily Barbero
(ITendsToNiGhT102)
Private Toucher ~ Emily Rhinehart
Private Broken Arm ~ Nora Hegarty
Private Parts ~ Jessica Wasserlauf
Private Penis ~ Katie Mretykdkfkm
All names are subject to change at the whim of any of the founding fathers. If you are offended by your name you are not good enough to be a member of the CRÃœE. We are Gods. Nothing can embarass us. MyGen Profile Generator

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My Interests

We are interested in finding new members of the CRUE. If you would like to join us leave a comment or speak to one of the founding fathers. Then after due process you will be a member of the CRÃœE. Only then may you consider yourself great enough to live on this planet that will soon be ours.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who would like to be a member of the CRÃœE. HUUUE!!

Music:

Only the Classics and hardcore rock baby. Ohhh yeaah.. mostly the main two Aerosmith and Motley Crue. A couple of our members however.. they seem to like the new age crap and emo... music if you can call it that.. We pity them and let them live.

Movies:

Braveheart is the Official Movie Of The CRÃœE. Watch it. Mel Gibson is the MAN.

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman and The Hulk because they are ideal members of the CRÃœE. They can move anything faster then a normal human. Oh and of course.. MEL GIBSON!!