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About Me



I'm just a simple girl who likes football and nachos.
I have a big heart and an even bigger mouth.
No really, once I won a bubble gum chewing contest and fit 66 and a half pieces of dubble bubble in there, closed it and chewed.
I did my best.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


and I fall asleep alone just fine now.

My Blog

i am learning.

I am learning that just because someone says something, it doesn't mean its true.that smoking cigarettes doesn't really affect my ability to run an hour on the elliptical. for now.that part of my miss...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:24:00 GMT

What can we do to stop it?

Roaming through profiles today, I saw something that deeply disturbed me.Someone had posted a picture of the curb stomping scene from "American History X" and had photoshopped in the word "OWNED". To ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:33:00 GMT

Mallory May: Model

This blog is to give information to all photographers, MUA's, etc.Experience: I have  been modeling since May 2007, working with several photographers from Salt Lake as well as other places. I fit bes...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:15:00 GMT

Sandwich Punch Game

I'm not the founder. I'm just playing the game.The Official Rules of The Sandwich Punch Game 1. Once a person knows the main rules to sandwich punch they are a player for life. Never punch a persons s...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Olympics 2008

I met a homeless man in a bookstore.He told me about his days in the armed services.He started to cry.He told me that men are bastard's and insist upon making the world bleed.He watched his friends go...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Black in America

What it means to be...Black In America.The coolest new "politically correct" show on CNN. It is the most ridamdiculous show I have ever seen. I mean, come on, I'm just gonna go ahead and put this righ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:08:00 GMT

everyone has a secret

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/index.html#113613473613977480
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Women Drivers

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.This evidently angered the ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:00:00 GMT

read this when you are sad

The young are not prudent or wise enough to worry about reality therefore they attempt the impossible and succeed. Most look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs o...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:06:00 GMT

Catholic Prostitutes...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices asign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILESHe thinks this is a fig...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:21:00 GMT