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Corporate Doafhat

Nothing fits better than a dead man's shirt

About Me

My dream is to one day sell out, and that should be the dream of every American citizen. I want to spend the rest of my days receiving residual checks for advertising companies distributing cardboard cutouts of myself holding up a bag of Doritos, or wearing a pair of shoes, or maybe even giving the thumbs up to a popular new hamburger.

Some of my flickr photos...



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, anyone! Maybe even you... well no, not you. You're freaking me out.

Music:



Movies:


Television:



Books:

Books are from the devil and TV's twice as fast anyway

Heroes:

Mr. Tony
Wilbon
The Trampoline Bear