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Carolyn

The soil above her grave will have stretch marks, I swear to God.

About Me



Uauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! TE ADOROOO! TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My Interests

saran wrap and suction cups.

I'd like to meet:

Catholic girls.

Music:



NOT YOUR BAND

Movies:

Rrrick

Television:

Babe-o-vision!

Books:

The Rise and Fall of the Ancient Israelite States by Martin Sicker.

Heroes:

Darth Vader.

My Blog

Chupacabra and the Monkey-man of New Delhi

One day, Chupacabra decided he was tired of sucking goat blood. He thought, Gee, I wonder if there is more to life than the simple beauty of terrorizing human beings and feeding on the desecrated fle...
Posted by Carolyn on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

Delirium

Once upon a time, five men entered a gelato shop. They said, "Fair Mistress," to the Gelato Lady, "May we partake in your fine dining experience?" Gelato Lady said, "What?" She had consumed a bu...
Posted by Carolyn on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST