Essentially, I'm the coolest person I know.
And no. I don't want to be your friend. At all.
There are a few things you should know about me.
one. I can out name drop anyone.
two. I'm an elite member of J2K2.
three. I probably like food more than I like you.
four. Contrary to popular belief I am neither your dream come true, or your worst nightmare. Just completely unlike anyone you will ever know.
five. I'm a ballerina.
six. Whether or not I acknowledge your existance is soley based on how big of a douche I find you to be.
seven. I would not label myself as lazy, but only because I'm too lazy to label myself.
eight. I'm chronically cold, unless I'm trying to sleep.
nine. I take baths instead of showers, even when I have to wake up at sixinthemorning.
ten. I'm not very good at the whole "social" thing.
eleven. I wear my stunnaglasses at night.
twelve. I hate text message conversations.
thirteen. Chances are, I hate everything you say is cool.
fourteen. My heart already belongs to someone else, forever, so don't even bother.
fifteen. Unless you make the effort, there's a 99.99% chance you won't ever hear from me... I'm not the type to make an effort.
sixteen. I am so much better at Noah's Ark than you.
Also, I think I have issues with jealousy. But a cookie told me the other day, that I'm not petty.
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