Josh

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE ADDING ME AS A FRIEND:I've been on Myspace a matter of weeks now, and I've probably denied friend requests three to four times as many people as I have friends. Please read .. TRYING TO ADD ME.1. YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING. If you are not, there is a small possibility I will add you, but you can still be added, go to number 2. 2. I must be friends with you. NO you cannot have seen me at a show or seen me in school. You must be friends with me. 3. I MUST LIKE YOUR BAND 4. IF I ADD YOU, CONSIDER IT A PRIVILEGE. YOU'RE NOT DOING ME A FAVOR BY ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST, I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR BY OFFERING IT TO YOU. 5. As of now I am single, so if anyone says they are intimately involved with me for more than one night to two weeks they are dirty liars and should be treated as scum.PRECAUTIONS FOR ADDING ME:1. IF YOU DO NOT TALK PROPER ENGLISH I WILL OFFEND YOU AND DELETE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 2. I RARELY add people. The people I add myself are my friends and anyone else is someone I find really interesting. Interesting or hot. Usually hot. You should be honored to be added by me. 3. For everyone that REQUESTS an add, don't come back here and say "THANKS FOR THE ADD" like I requested you first. It's not my job to make people think you're cool by having people to friend request you. You have been warned...