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Alex

To cut a long story short; I lost my mind...

About Me

30-something years old, Male. part time Warehouse Monkey by profession but I also write fiction. I'm vaguely Pagan but Chinese Philosophy, Buddism and Taoism also interest me. I'm a bit paradoxical, I'm geeky, random, worry about tiny things, but generally I'm calm when the midden hits the windmill. I dress in dark colours but I've managed to wear colours other than black which was my sole clothing colour when I was in my teens. Ambitions for the future; perhaps get a book published, meet that special someone, invade Poland and relax!! :-).
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test My pirate name is: Black Morty Bonney Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alex!

    Alexolatry is the mindless worship of Alex.Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Alex supply.New Zealand was the first place to allow Alex to vote!Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alex.Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alex in your ear 700 times.It can take Alex several days to move just through one tree.Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alex.Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Alex.
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You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you like similar music, like playing on an Xbox, like having random conversations which could swing from deep introspection to thinking up names for a pet space-hopper or just want a very odd friend. Then drop me a line. I get on with ladies better than I do men, but that doesn't mean I'm going to try to convince you to marry me if you do send me a message.
You Are 17 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? ...

My Blog

Somethings mum sent me...

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"Granny replies, "F*** the pills, have you seen the dragons in thekitchen?!" Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. D...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Haven’t you read the text books...?

A rabbit seemingly confused by this whole predator/prey business...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

I figure I haven't done a proper blog since I put my abject disappointment into words last November... (Was it that long ago?!!) Well eventually the new hours started for me in April; I work mornings ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Hocus Pocus

Look what happens when you send musical instruments to a country where drugs are freely availible:
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:25:00 GMT

It was too good to be true..

Disregard the last blog, I just got a phone call the early starts have been postponed "until further notice" and all times are back to what they were. At the moment you can guess I'm&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:34:00 GMT

Odd Times an’ All

Funny how things go. Some of you may know that I'd been contemplating handing my notice in at work as I was getting increasingly pissed off with working in the evening. Constantly having work hanging ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:45:00 GMT

The new batch

Bubble had 4 babies last week, here is a picture of three of them, mum and babies are doing very well:
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:44:00 GMT

SAS and Scalextric Grannies

Paul Merton sketches....stick with them they get funnier as they go on!!
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:17:00 GMT

Steven Wright

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Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:18:00 GMT

Whoops; I thought you had a willy!!!

Well it would seem that the gender determination of our Degu's was only 50% correct as Bubble is now a proud mother of 4 babies...I'd love to get photo of them to show you all but, I don't think they'...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:08:00 GMT