1. Dr Phil so I could shame him for making my mother feel like she was right all those times she never compromised when I was a teenager2. Josh Hartnett so I could tell him he has Matt Damon smoked on sexiest man alive3. Brad Pitt so I could tell him that I think he looks like a werewolf, I don't find him attractive at all, and it's not sexy when he licks his lips every 3 seconds as he talks about his efforts in New Orleans and pauses for effect... just in case he was wondering4. Joel Osteen because he has motivated me more than any preacher I have ever heard, I love to watch him on TV, read his books, and I would like to tell him Thank you for all that he does to spread God's word. We need more people like him. His hero is Billy Graham which I also respect for touching so many lives.5. Dave Matthews so he could give me guitar lessons