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About Me

A suburban socialite, you may often catch me drinking it up with my homies in the club or getting my shop on all by my lonesome. Right now I am so in love with iced coffee, lemonade iced tea,and toaster strudel. My newest obsession is researching WebMD to figure out what im dying from. I never stop rocking and rolling. I love my family, my friends, and my fiancée! I divide my time between working full time the system, going to school at night, and working on becoming insanely rich and famous, while acting like I already am.

My Interests

Having an all around good time in general. Laughing, drinking, dancing, shopping, partying. Make-up and Fashion. Modeling and Acting. Writing Fiction. Reading. I will son you in Warioware on the Wii. Guitar Hero on Easy, you know what song. Looking good. Cheez-its are my heroin. Hunting Canal for sweet new gear. Slaving to pay the bills. Playing Nice. My Fiancee. Keeping things simple.Purses, Sweatpants, cute T-shirts. Underwear Obsession.SKLX.Shore Bars. NYC. Your Mother. Surfing myspace for freaks, weirdos, pigs and sluts.You better believe We look at your pictures and make fun of you. Oh and Guidos, I heart guidos too.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people from all wakes of life. People i've gone to school with at some point in life.Writers, Photographers, Filmmakers, Agents. Future Make-up Clients. Seriously, hire me. But no Pervs, K? Yeah, I do have an “awesome look.” No, I will not pose for your “artistic nudes.”

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F.A.Q.

Music:

It's an eclectic mix of different genres, but my

Movies:

Man On Fire. Mean Girls. Empire Records. Thirteen. Stir of Echoes. Ace Ventura 1 & 2. William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. The Sweetest Thing. The Rainmaker. Madagascar. Uncle Buck. Donnie Darko. Beaches. Dodgeball. Tank Girl. Steel Magnolias. 9 to 5. The Muppets Take Manhattan. Joe Dirt. Inside Man. In & Out. Mo' Vikings Mo' Problems. Open Season. White Oleander.

Television:

I keep trying to fix this thing so it will match but it never works. Anyway, i watch House, Heroes, Scrubs, The Closer, The Golden Girls, and all of the Various Law and Orders, and unfortunately since hanging with trish and sara more Rock of Love. hair band tranny!American Gladiators, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Books:

White Oleander and Paint it Black, Janet Fitch. She's Come Undone and I Know This Much is True, Wally Lamb. Child of My Heart, Alice McDermott. Fall on Your Knees and The Way The Crow Flies, Anne Marie McDonald. The Virgin Suicides and Middlesex, Jeffrey Eugenides. The Little Friend and the Secret History, Donna Tartt. The Lovely Bones, Alice Sebold. Six Feet From Impact, Janet K. Roof. Also, books by Authors like Patricia Cornwell, James Patterson, Jodi Picoult, Carol Goodman, Mary Higgins Clark, Elizabeth George are great./

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My Blog

the most adorable thing i have seen all week.

it is NOT 6:17 am as i type this, fyi. but i have been up since 8 am, because my neighbors son is getting married and we are invited, and they had the wedding shower today. they had the freaking showe...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

HEY FUCK FACE

Yeah thats right asshole, im talking to you. seriously, i dont know who i am even talking to. i feel like garbbaaaggeee. my head is pounding, im hotter than hell even though the air is on, and if my f...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:30:00 PST

this shit is going to kill me!

so i went searching some forums last night too see if anyone had answered some questions about this birth control i am taking, and low and behold, i find some of the most frightening shit of my life. ...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:53:00 PST

today

i spent the day feeling like a magician was sawing me in half. but i still managed to get up and go to the doctor, and also go and exchange the luggage i bought. george carlin died. i know it is silly...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

does anybody else notice

how completely fucokted myspace is lately? for instance, when i publish this blog, its going to say i entered it at like 215 in the afternoon, when in reality it is about a quarter after 9.speaking of...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

About 3 minutes from a clock tower.

ok, so i have a ton of pictures coming, and an assload of music to get my hands on, and i cant do any of it because my fucking laptop assed out on me last week. when i try to turn it on, it wont turn ...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:48:00 PST

Willitts should enjoy this one.

adventure of the day:i run out to the store to pick up a striper so i can decorate my nails. that goes without a hitch. i breifly go to target to buy cute towels until i realized they arent on sale an...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:56:00 PST

AND I WANT TO SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

There is this kid that comes to my brother's house with one of those mini clown bikes that they ride back and forth on continuously again and again and again. Two kids that will be 17 in a year and ab...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

"I wish there was a better way"

so my parents are going to an auto show this weekend, and naturally their mini vacation has sent the house into a frenzy of chaos that is making the rest of us miserable. it is the shopping that bothe...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:32:00 PST

where’s the heavy thunder?

when i checked the weather yesterday (or better yet, while it continuosly popped up in the corner of firefox) it said that there were heavy thunderstorms heading my way. I got excited because I love s...
Posted by KimmyCakes" on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST