Heckler. Sarcastic asshole. Blunt voice of reason. Dork. Inquisitive. Plethora of useless knowledge. Damaged goods.
Some random quirks:
I hate ginger.
I hate ignorance.
To me, if it doesn't have a sail, it's not a real boat.
I'm not a racist(HATE them) but find racist jokes funny.
I love out of the box perception and humor.
I'm not a big fan of jetski's, wake-boarding and such. I think they belong in an area away from people.
I don't usually take up a sport unless I can compete in it.
I like to listen to music with headphones and on loud.
I think LEGO is the best toy ever.
I don't understand why people peel grapes.
I have quite a few orange strands of hair on my chin.
My super-ego is the dominant aspect of my psyche.
I think people who have "going out" or "clubbing" in their list of hobbies need to get a life.
People who aren't alert of aware of their surroundings annoy the living beejezus out of me.
Mumble a lot because my mouth can't keep up with what my brain wants to say.
When people chew with their mouth open or sip loudly, I entertain thoughts of extracting their spleen with a spoon.
I am addicted to video and computer games.
I think the only porn worth watching are the home made ones or porn made in the 70's.
Some people are "The glass is half-empty" type and some people are "The glass is half-full" type. I'm the "Why the fuck do I get a paper cup the size of a thimble?!" type.
I unconsciously remove the pillow-case in my sleep.
Favorite mottos:
"If it's free, it must be good" - F.L.G.
"Happiness is being famous for the financial ability to
indulge in every kind of excess" - Calvin & Hobbes
If you have a question, ASK and I will answer...
