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Jeff

The Idiot's Guide To Sarcasm, by Jeff Pierce.

About Me



Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jack in the Box What's Your Porn Star Name?
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My Interests

I am interested in becoming a super hero...now that I finally found my Robin. ;)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Bands...

    My Chemical Romance Fall Out Boy Madonna The Postal Service All American Rejects Yellowcard Green Day Tori Amos GB Mariah Carey
Songs...
    If You Were Mine I Should Have Cheated One Wish S.O.S. Shake That Girl from the Gutter Grand Theft Autumn The Trouble With Love Is

Movies:

How important is this question? I mean, really? Are you going to buy me a movie? If so, don't bother - I Netflix like a Mother.

Television:

Heroes

Books:

I hate reading books. I like to read online. If you look through my extensive library, you will find multiple David Sedaris books, my schoolbooks that I refused to take back for 5 bucks and a how-to guide for being a super hero. (Somedays I think that I am a super hero. Don't worry, I have never tried to fly.)

Heroes:

Batman and all of my friends. True friends are life's real heroes.

My Blog

A Fucking Survey

Everything is a fucking something or other today...I can't wait until December. ;) DO YOU SNORE?:Absolutely.  Sometimes I snore so loud that I wake myself up in the middle of a dead sleep.------...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

Big in 06 ;)

I feel like in am the only person left in the office this week. Ugh. I am going to dread coming in the office the next couple of days.  Don't get me wrong, I am a highly-motivated person, I just ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

Jeff Pierce = Happiest Man Ever

I am the happiest man alive.  Reason? Everything. ;)
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

The Year 2006

1.) Where did you ring in 2006?I got the biggest gift last New Year's Eve - my freedom. :) 2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?I'm in love with my Nathan...3.) Were you in school (anytime...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

Pre-Thanksgiving Party, aka The Night(mare) Before Thanksgiving


Posted by Jeff on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

further complexity

getting ready to work out yesterday, I noticed that I did not pack any clothes in my gym bag. wow. it would have been great to notice that before stripping down to my skivies in the locker room, then ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

Purging my directory of blogs...

My historical blogging can be best described as somewhat sophomoric, so I have removed a lot of the old blogs that were out there.  I have left a couple that I found really funny, even to this da...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

Revelations...

not smoking = man teets fire pit = lawn fire boredom = this blog ...and there is no privacy in my house. :)
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST

A Survey about my Nate...

His Name: Nate, Nathan, Mark or Mark NathanaelHis age: 23How many years are you apart in age? 3How long have you been together? Approaching our 9th monthHow Long did you know each other before yo...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

Updating...

It has been a while since I have posted a blog, so I think that it is about time that I updated my online friends on the happening things in my life. Wow - where do I begin? I should probably start w...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:54:00 PST