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lil' yelo pencil

Fuck it!

About Me

great... about me... hmmm.... my least favorite subject. Well, here goes... I spent the majority of my life in a small town where the ever increasing squirrel population out-numbered the human inhabitants about 5 to 1. BORING!!! Um... I graduated from a high school in a class of between 50 and 60 students even though FIVE towns (er villages) went to my school.... Mind boggling! I graduated from college finally and it only took me 9 and 1/2 years and 3 different institutions of higher learning (and I only got kicked out of one!) I am the mother of an amazingly superb little boy! (Could insert any number of humerous/frightening stories...) Now I have left the safety of the library job I had for 5+ years to become a full-time drone... I trained monkey could do my job, but no, instead I do... it's all about the poor pitiful amount of money i need to exist...not live mind you...*sigh*.... damn the man!Emo Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Um... Interests... well, I'm interested in everything really.... I like to try new things... I'd say that I've had a pretty good run at trying everything I came across at least once. Other than that my life is pretty boring, pretty basic...See also TV, Movies, Music....

I'd like to meet:

This is a toughy... um... is this like a casual meeting, like a run into in a grocery store kinda thing.... or more of a pre-arranged pseudo event where they can't really get away because they have agreed to be there.... or is more like they sought me out because, well, who wouldn't! (that was sarcasm there....) Okay enough stalling.... um... if they must be living.... Kevin Smith, Angelina Jolie, James Marsters, Al Pacino, George W. Bush (but only without the Secret Service...), Colin Farrel, Harrison Ford (it's this whole Han Solo/Indiana Jones thing...), Drew Barrymore... OH, and if I had let's say... a magic telephone booth that could transport me through time... Richard Nixon, Sigmund Frued, Einstein, Abe Lincoln.... Adam Smith... hmmm... I could go on for a while... let's call it a day...

Music:

Geez... well, if it plays on the radio... on any station... even campus radio stations... I'll listen to it and appreciate it for what it is...However, I probably won't buy it! I will buy vinyl albums... specifically albums that were origionally relased on vinyl... Anything 70s rock, disco, that folky stuff my mom owns alot of (or did before I permanently borrowed)... I dunno that's just me... If I'm happy I want pop, if I'm sad I want country (or some lame 80s crap that I unfortunately know all the words to)... if I'm angry I don't mind something very loud with someone screaming something I can't understand... And if i'm drunk well... it doesn't really matter cuz I'll make an idiot out of myself to just about any song out there...

Movies:

No... seriously... If there is a hell... and I get like my own personal one... it will most definatley be spending an eternity choosing the top 5 greatest movies of all time and being 100% certain that I have made the correct choice... I will also no doubt be made to wear very girly clothes and watch Last Man Standing repeatedly.... at the same time... Hell sucks!

Television:

Slightly easier question... Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Quantum Leap, always been a big fan of The A*Team, West Wing, um.... Coupling (British version), gotta love Dukes of Hazzard... exciting when I was young, hilarious now that i'm all grown up!!...and well, I guess I'll watch pretty much anything on the WB... I'm a sucker for teen angst...

Books:

Crap! I used to work in a library... I know like a million books.... seriously... Um... okay... well, L.J. Smith books are like the greatest things that i have ever read... and the Mayfair Witch series by Ann Rice, superb... Stephen King's IT, took forever in jr high... Witch of Blackbird Pond... Good in Bed by Jennifer Weiner.... oh man... this is too tough, I give up... but I will confess that I collect Sweet Valley High Books... (it's the whole twin obsession thing...)

Heroes:

uh... there's some quote to answer this question... from Mallrats, but I'll just get it wrong... and then people will laugh at me and all that... so I won't... I will say that the last time I remember having a hero it was either Wonder Woman (can't recall why...plane? lasso? or maybe the boots?)... or Daisy Duke cuz she had long hair, wore high heels, and she was a girl who could drive like Luke and Bo...(although I she couldn't hood-slide with those shorts on....)

My Blog

stuff not said

so... I'm not blogging in my usual obsessive style.  Nothing traumatic is going on... I'm not excessively pissed about anything... and I don't have any great ponderings to break down. There are t...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

I hate thursdays....

Thursday is like a monday.... like the day after your birthday.  Wednesday is my day.  It's like a birthday.... only weekly.  I wait for it... look forward to it.... and it happens... a...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:04:00 PST

my orgasm...

OH MY GOD!!  the build up was intense... I felt all tingly... my heart started racing... I was shouting thing outloud.... it made my toes curl... and blew my mind... you're thinking I had a...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

where the fuck is my phone!

Seriously... if I left it at home I'll go crazy until lunch... then drive all the way across town missing lunch with my sister just to get my phone because the thought of going the entire day without ...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

10 minutes of inner-monologue

So, it was my lunch break... and my head sounded something like this... I'm crazy bored and haven't talked to anyone all day... I'll call jay... but jay is always busy and I don't really have anythin...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

can't stop the blog

dang... I so don't want to blog...  but my inner monologue needs to be heard!!  And let's face it... people want to know!  so, here's what people may be curious about.... I guess.....
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

the elusive overnight sitter

I am very fortunate to have a mother who is nice enough to babysit my son overnight every wednesday. Love her!!  However, there always seems to be something that I really really want to do over t...
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

the end

deleting my blogs since feb 2005 was kind of like setting myself on fire... slow and wickedly painful... I quit.   I'm done. 
Posted by lil' yelo pencil on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:36:00 PST