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Jon

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About Me

I am a 22 year old guy who enjoys nothing more than an active social life and kicking a few punks on the football pitch. I am really starting to get into gigs and stuff. I like having a laugh and mixing with anyone interested.I live in a crap little town called Diss. It is so exciting! Oh yeah, Garboldisham for league this season and Players Aid Shield! Easy, Easy, Easy! I'm now going out with the cutest girl i've ever met. The lovely Stacey Tebble. She is amazingly hot and funny, with the nicest ass i've eva seen in my life lol xxx

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My Interests

Really enjoy going out to gigs and anything where there are people and a bottle of Southern Comfort. Listening to music, playing football and the cinema as well.Also judging by my performance in Delaney's a few months ago a good old bit of bar fighting! That was so funny! Note to people: don't piss me off talking bout girls i like in bad way....
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: A bit of both please
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Erm, hard one, opposite haha
How often do you like to have sex?: Everyday and night
Is sex a top priority for you?: THE TOP!
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: She's beautiful so of course
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Recently, quite a lot
How do you feel about one night stands?: You're only young once
How many one night stands have you had?: a few
What's your favorite position?: Donkey punch lol
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: On a bouncy castle
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make love, so romantic me
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Oh yeah
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: As long as needed, with me not long ha ha
Do you get off first or do they?: They do of course
Do you like kissing during sex?: Love it, but i'm a gr8 kisser
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: A lil, the girls more
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud, scream!!!!!
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Nope
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: Still waiting haha
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: only 1, good 4 me
What does your favorite fore-play include?: My tongue
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: No way
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: One person, or two!
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes and no
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: My bed, valentines day a couple years ago
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: Shagging under a waterfall
Have you ever done porn?: Indeed, good fun
Have you ever have sex for money?: Oh yeah, i moonlight as a prossie in Ipswich
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Not desperate, funny question
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Unfortunately it can be the best
During sex... what are you thinking about?: How lucky i am to have an amazingly gorgeous girlfriend
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Bottom?!
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: Bout 3
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Hell no, i'm great
Could you live without sex?: Are you kidding?
How often do you find sex boring?: Never with Jo
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 3 mins, Ibiza, priceless moment
Do you like to perform oral sex?: My favourite pastime
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: 2nd favourite
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: Wanking?! No, sex yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 3 some
Have you ever had interracial sex?: Yes, a couple
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: Benn and my mum
Have you ever had sex while at work?: Yes
Have you ever had sex while at school?: No, i was good boy then
What is something that you would never consider doing?: ANIMALS
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Yes, on coke, its not big or clever kids
Would you ever have sex in public?: Done it loads of times, when you need it, you need it
What's your biggest turn on?: My girlfriend, i'm so cute
Do you spit or swallow?: Excuse me, not homo
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: bout 5, bit floppy by that last time though
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: Kinda already happened by accident
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: See above ha ha
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: Would never do that
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Yes, gr8
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: Train carriage, not the toilets
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 5 years, i'm bad
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Well over par
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: Why not
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: Split foreskin a few times
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 15
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Nakey
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: Nope, dont like her so wouldn't be there
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: No, but good idea
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: In the sea on a busy day at the beach
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: Love it, anywhere in the car is fine
Do you were protection as often as you should?: Not with my mrs, um
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: Ha, probably, check the Liverpool area 4 mini scouse versions of me
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Yes and it was good shag
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Both are fine, they have different qualities
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: 32/34C is perfect
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: Quite a lot, i love my handcuffs
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: Erm, this is really bad but yes
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Jo Wicks
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: Angelina Jolie and Jo at same time
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I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet Amy Lee from Evanescence as she is quite possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet. She has also got the most hypnotic eyes i have ever seen. So in real terms if anyone is reading this who thinks they look like the lovely Amy message me! PLEASE!Gonna add another to my list now, this is very new to me cos red haired girls aren't normally my thing, but any Hayley Williams lookalikey. Get in touch! There is 1 guilty pleasure i have as well, Emma Rigby aka Hannah from Hollyoaks is absolutely sensational. Not what i usually go 4 but she is lovely! Also i would love to meet Cristiano Ronaldo as he is the closest thing to God walking the earth today, many of you hate him but that is cos of pure jealousy, stop hating and appreciate what he has done to the best game ever inventedYour results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Supergirl 73% Robin 65% Iron Man 65% Superman 55% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 55% Catwoman 55% Wonder Woman 48% Batman 45% Spider-Man 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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Music:

Absolutely anything with drums, guitars and decent vocals. Panic! at the Disco, Armor for Sleep, 30 Seconds to Mars, Brigade, Fightstar, Fall out Boy, MCR b4 the rubbish Black Parade record, Bullet for my Valentine, Enter Shikari and Madina Lake. Just got The Academy is... album and that is great. You've gotta buy it! Also slighter cooler, Diddy and Justin Timberlake. Really loving Gym Class Heroes as well, well, anything from the Fueled by Ramen label
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Movies:

Typical laddish films like all the Rocky films, Snakes on a Plane is so bad its genius, The Fast and the Furious and a big horror genre freak. Really enjoying my Saw boxset at moment. Luvin it
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Soccer AM is the pinnacle of TV along with Family Guy. Quite possible the best things to have ever graced the small screen by a mile! FACT! Also Thundercats is amazing

Books:

James Herbert's Rats trilogy, those books are really sick but amazing. That about it really, not overly keen on reading. Does Kerrang magazine count?

Heroes:

Anything who is thereself, just like me, just be who you are and be proud. I know i should say somebody like Nelson Mandela but can't think of anybody worthy, ooh, Batman, he is a hero

My Blog

New quiz

Another random quiz, up to date part 2, July 07 1. Who were you with last night?Jo, Claire, Gary, Sarah etc2. What woke you up this mornin?My girlfriend at 5 o clock to get ready for work, not amused...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

Another random quiz, up to date, have a read

1. Who were you with last night?So fucking tragic, myself and Scooch!2. What woke you up this mornin?Good question, the good damn sun sneaking through my curtains3. Where are you?Bedroom of luuuvvvvvv...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

54 q's bout me

1. Spell your first name backwards:nahtanoj2. Story behind your myspace display name?Just a lil truth for my ex3. What month were you born in?March4. Where do you live?Diss, NorfolkDESCRIBE YOUR:6. To...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

Quiz me not so quick

1. Who were you with last night?Katie Major2. What woke you up this morning?My stupid fucking alarm3. Where are you?Bedroom4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?Cant be worse than today RIP Thacks5. D...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST

The A-Z of me

[A] - AVAILABLE?Yes[B] - BIRTHDAY:24th March[C] - CRUSHING?No but i have iterests in people i shouldnt have! arr well![D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:Coffee[E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:Benn Crisp[F] - FAV...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

2007 Quiz

Body: 1. Who was the first person u talked to in 07? Katie Major2. The first person you hugged? Alix or Kay i think3. The first person you called? Again that would be Katie4. The first person you text...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

More questions!

Stayed single for the whole year: Not anywhere nearKissed someone new: Yes :)Kissed/made-out in a car: Yes :)Kissed in the snow: nope, we had snow this year!Celebrated Halloween: What is there to cele...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

Jon 2006 awards

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEARWell thats not hard, Benn Crisp2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD - LONGEST FRIEND(s)?James Root - dont see you so much now mate though.3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST FRIENDThat is a t...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

Club 18-30 reunion weekender

Man, what an amazing weekend! If you going this coming weekend have fun! Never known so many fit woman in one place at one time. If you don't get laid guys there is a serious problem, i was good due t...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST