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Heapy

Sweetheart I'm not cuddly, I'm not a big girl, I'm not well rounded, I'm fucking ernormous!

About Me


Which character from HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL are you?
You are Sharpay! You get jealous easily, but you are the most fabulous of them all. Besides Ryan,of course. You guys do make an excellent team!
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My Interests

Photography, Music, Comedy
Comedians Chris Addison, Stephen K Amos, Simon Amstell, Richard Ayoade, Bill Bailey, Julian Barratt, Mitch Benn, John Bishop, Jo Brand, Russell Brand, Marcus Brigstocke, Ed Byrne, Jason Byrne, Craig Campbell, Scott Capurro, Alan Carr, Jo Caulfield, Jarred Christmas, Dan Clark, Alun Cochrane, Sean Collins, Billy Connolly, Alan Davies, Jack Dee, Rob Deering, Omid Djalili, DJ Danny, Jenny Eclair, Adrian Edmondson, Ben Elton, Noel Fielding, Kitty Flanagan, Paul Foot, Rich Fulcher, Dave Fulton, Rhod Gilbert, Dave Gorman, Jeff Green, Ricky Grover, Rich Hall, Wil Hodgson, Russell Howard, Reginald D Hunter, Lee Hurst, Eddie Izzard, Jim Jeffries, Dave Johns, Russell Kane, Peter Kay, Matt Kirshen, Tony Law, Stewart Lee, Sean Lock, Trevor Lock, Rik Mayall, Tim Minchin, Dylan Moran, Richard Morton, Colin Murphy, Ross Noble, Dara O'Briain, David O’Doherty, Ray Peacock, Paul Sinha, Dwight Slade, Tom Stade, Catherine Tate, Paul Tonkinson, Mark Watson, Watson And Oliver, We Are Klang, Jason John Whitehead, Mike Wilmot, Victoria Wood

I'd like to meet:

David Hasselhoff

Music:

10cc, Alkaline Trio, Andrew WK, Black Lace, Chesney Hawkes, The Clash, The Cribs, Do Me Bad Things, Feable Weiner, Focus, Foo Fighters, Gary Numan, Guns N Roses, James Dean Bradfield, Jimmy Eat World, Less Than Jake, Lionel Richie, The Littlest Man Band, Manic Street Preachers, Marc Bolan, Mark Owen, Maximo Park, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Nicky Wire, Nirvana, Panic! At The Disco, Placebo, Reel Big Fish, Rufus Wainwright, Shampoo, The Smiths, Spinal Tap, T. Rex, Take That, Tommy Lee, We Are Scientists, Wham, Whigfield, Yes, The Zutons, ZZ Top

Movies:

Adventures of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Spinal Tap, Rocky Horror, The Wedding Crashers, Adam Sandler Films, Strictly Ballroom, Life Of Brian, Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail, Mean Girls, Moulin Rouge, Martha Meet Frank Daniel and Lawrence, Wayne's World, Withnail and I, Velvet Goldmine, School Of Rock, Twin Town, Camp, 24 Hour Party People, Van Wilder, 10 Things I Hate About You, Dodgeball, Confetti, Road Trip, The Sweetest Thing, The Lawless Heart, Shaun of the Dead, Save the Last Dance, Orange County, Still Crazy, Rock Star, Trainspotting, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Notting Hill

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, The High Life, Black Books, Father Ted, That Peter Kay Thing, Phoenix Nights, Not The Nine O Clock News, The Young Ones, Men Behaving Badly, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Bottom, Rock Profile, The Office, Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge, I'm Alan Partridge, Auf Widersehen Pet, Little Britain, Game On, Monty Python's Flying Circus, QI, Coupling, Queer As Folk, Comedy Store, Teachers

Heroes:

Pete Burns and Lauren Harries

My Blog

Tim Minchin is SO ROCK!

Had a bit of an eventful weekend. Went to Nottingham to see Lydia on Saturday afternoon which was fabby. Had lunch in the ghetto of West Bridgford at a place called Bar Des Amis, very posh! Then heade...
Posted by Heapy on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Now I'm all over the shop

Maximo Park UK Tour 2007! April Mon 23rd Cardiff Uni Tues 24th Leeds Uni Wed 25th Nottingham Rock City Thu 26th Manchester Ritz Fri 27th Liverpool Uni Mon 30th Bristol Academy May Tue 1st Southhampt...
Posted by Heapy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Trouble at t'mill

Today has been a rubbish day. I got up late for work and so was all flustered, but it was only when I got to work the fun began...First a little bit of history; we had a leaky tap on our handbasin sin...
Posted by Heapy on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Tube Tales

I just finished watching Tube Tales which is a film made up of 9 short films all telling stories from the Underground. Each story is based on true life incidents that readers of Time Out magazine sent...
Posted by Heapy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Dancing On Ice!

The silver fox of daytime television, Phillip Schofield brought us the return of Dancing On Ice last night. I feel quite evil since I burst out laughing when Lisa Scott Lee (I thought she said on "Tot...
Posted by Heapy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

My Mum got a French phrasebook today and it has a lovely section on how to chat someone up here are some key phrases:   Vous avez l'air en pleine forme!       &nb...
Posted by Heapy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

Costa Christmas Carnage

On Wednesday night it was the Costa Christmas party. Things started off with drinks in Clocktower and secret santa presents. I got Fuzzy Felts and chocolate, Thank You Sam! Apart from the present the...
Posted by Heapy on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:45:00 PST

The Genius Of Trevor Lock

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Posted by Heapy on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

Sucker love is heaven sent

On Sunday me and Becky ventured down to the bright lights of Manchester to see Placebo. On the way down we stopped at Killington Lake and had coffe at Costa (how sad am I?!), managed to get Whitbred d...
Posted by Heapy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST

Pelt the rabbit in his big white face

Moans It seems to have been bloody raining up here for the last week. At work we have a glass roof so you can hear it, also it's too dark and miserable. It's COLD! The handle on my free designers at ...
Posted by Heapy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST