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Jimmy Bond

Man gives birth to Kangaroo

About Me

I was born under a palm tree on a small island off the coast of Neptune.

My Interests

Building luxary yachts with books of matches.

I'd like to meet:

People from Jupiter.

Music:

Usually anything involving nails on a chalk board or screaming cats.

Movies:

I like comedies that explore the color orange. There's nothing funnier than sitting in front of an orange screen for nine hours.

Television:

Mostly news channels that report on the findings of black ants on the surface of Mars.

Books:

Anything written by dolphins.

Heroes:

Freakazoid.