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Professor Carnage

Professor Carnage......

About Me

Hmmm.... I guess in short. I like beer. I love to play the ukulele. And I drink more Starbucks than the average person does. My affinity in life is for music. And oh yeah women HATE me.....
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My Interests

Music... Music is a big part of my life... It's the only way I can express how I truly feel... With music I can explain my emotions more eloquently than I could with words... To me music is more than just sounds and rhythm... It's my soul outlet in life...

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'd like to meet god some day but, the way that things are going in my life I think I'll be spending the rest of my after life jamming out with the prince of darkness instead. But that can't be all that bad seeing as to how everything fun in this world is considered a sin...

Music:

I listen to anything rock. Mostly anything from death metal to punk. I'm not really big on classic rock. Or a lot of the supposed new rock crap they play on the radio these days. It's like the last generation of parents raised a bunch of sissys. Well, there are a few exceptions. Like the ones who stay true to their own musical emotions. And stayed away from comercialism. Oh yeah Ministry F..cking rocks.

Movies:

I like Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas and SIN CITY. Or any old horror movies with lots of gore. And science fiction movies rock too.

Television:

I like cartoons. I guess in some ways I'm still a kid at heart. I also like to watch the history channel and the discovery science channel.

Books:

Sometimes I read. Sometimes I don't. It all depends on how long I am in the bathroom.

Heroes:

Dave Mustaine, Kerry King, Kirk Hammet and the dearly departed Dimebag Darrel. All of which I've learned a lot from. Especially Dave Mustaine on the Rust In Peace album. I can't count how many times I've sat there ready to pull my hair out trying to figure out the guitar riffs on that album. It's pure genius. Anybody can learn to play an instrument but, not everybody can create a masterpiece.