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zach

We like to sit around and get real paid.

About Me

"There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy, but he lived in a cage the size of his thumb. And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks, he galloped around until hit by a car. Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird just to remind myself I'll never fly. Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die. Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer. At least then I'll get to watch tv all day. And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers even if all my questions are taken away."

My Interests

Writing, Reading other people's writing, Wit, Cheeses, Banjos, Ramen Noodles, Fish Tanks, People who sing really loud, Morning Coffee, Acoustic Guitars, Walking in the City, Nightime Coffee, Whirling Dervishes

I'd like to meet:

Sasquatch

Music:

Pavement, The Pixies, Mike Doughty, Ani Difranco, Antony and the Johnsons, Songs: Ohia, Xiu Xiu, Kimya Dawson, Soul Coughing, Bjork, Cat Power, Joni Mitchell, Joanna Newsom, Sufjan Stevens, Fiona Apple, The Books, Red House Painters, Nick Drake, The Velvet Underground, Devendra Banhart, CocoRosie, Eels, Cheese on Bread

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Igby Goes Down, Waking Life, Amelie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, High Fidelity, Anchorman, School of Rock

Television:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Cops, Daria

Books:

The Metamorphosis, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Howl, Bluebeard, Anything by Vonnegut or Rilke