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Phil ’Knoxville’ Hasted

About Me


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Phil Hasted is currently performing stand up around the UK and happens to be one of the most talented young actors, comedians and writers in the country. Phil's razor sharp wit promises to make him one of the big stars of the future and you'll be patting yourself on the back for seeing him first.
Otherside Comedy New Act of the Year - Finalist
Funhouse Comedy Champions - Finalist
Midland Stands-Up Act of the Year - Semi-Finalist
Recent reviews:
"A quality act... Great stage presence"
"In short he was excellent... Find out where Phil is next playing and do yourself a favour and go and see him."
"So funny I shat myself"
"Laughed so hard my girlfriend's still not speaking to me. I don't care..."
"One of the most talented young comedians I've seen in years."
"Hilarious, I think I hurt a bollock laughing"
"The most offensive person I've seen this year, it's just as well he charmed my knickers off"
"General Zod"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes great music, great movies and great comedy.

My Blog

Kind Words from the Voodoo Lounge

The Voodoo Lounge at Mama Liz in Stamford is probably one of the coolest looking venues I've played, so I was chuffed to receive this from the promoter:"I wanted to say a hearty thank you for coming d...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:03:00 GMT

Debby Does Barry

Ever since 'Weird Weekends', any similar themed documentary is compelled to emulate the Louis Theroux template i.e. find a lanky, floppy haired journalist, fly him half way across the world and have h...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:25:00 GMT

Back from Edinburgh

Let's start things off with a good old fashioned apology. Apology. It's been a while since I last updated my blog as I've been gearing up for the Knoxville Geek  Comedy Sideshow, the show Al Rudge ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:40:00 GMT

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

Want to read my latest musings, jokes or to pry into when I need to the toilet? The follow me on Twitter!http://twitter.com/philknoxville
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:06:00 GMT

Phillip Knoxville Review

For those who don't know I also perform under the name Phillip Knoxville, a rock n roll character act I do alongside my normal crazy stuff.For those who haven't seen me yet, check out these review and...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:00:00 GMT

LIKE CRACK WITH NONE OF THE GOOD BITS

Summers finally here, so its time to flick out those sunglasses because as we all know, big shades equals invincibility. Men can stare at attractive women and they can stare right back, its an equ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:09:00 GMT

Boyle on my Bum

I once had a boil on my bum so big it looked like I had 3 arse cheeks. Unfortunately I was so ashamed of my puss filled protrusion I wouldn't go to the doctor, opting instead to hobble the streets l...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 15:20:00 GMT

Everybody's Jelqing

Jelqing, Jelqing everybody's Jelqing. Down in New Orleans, up in New York City, Jelqing in the streets. So come on, every guy grab a girl& except it wont be a girl hell be grabbing, itll be hi...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 10:27:00 GMT

A hit with the ladies

The TV schedules are either blending into one long program or theyve become so inert I can barely remember what I watched this week. One of the few things I can remember watching however is The Ap...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 09:03:00 GMT

Gig Reviews

I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet - it's always better if you can get someone to do it for you, so in that spirit here's a couple of recent gig reviews."Phil Hasted in short, he was excellent, an...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 08:04:00 GMT