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[~*Héàthèrly?!*~]

Dear BBC, how did you manage to get those hippos to swim in a circle like that?!

About Me

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Alright! *waves*
I'm Heather, also known as Hev, Hetter, Oi, Hobbit, Frodo, Midget and Strudlebap :)
18 years of age, i feel like i should be using a zimmerframe, but now i can drink (legally anyway), play on slot machines and watch porn! aren't i a lucky devil?
Just left West Coventry 6th Form where I suffered from Geography, Japanese and Psychology...I'm not looking forward to 16th August in the slightest!
I also work 10 hours a week at Tescos as a boring cashier. I might finish that job very soon, or I might get a transfer...either way i get a bit of money here and there, it's all good!
Luckily I did'nt fail my exams this year and managed to get into the University of East Anglia to study Environmental Geography with International Development
For those who just went "WTF?", it's just volcanoes and shit mixed with some poor countries :)
Life's great at the moment, I get up in the mid-afternoon, do NOTHING and go back to bed. Nah it's not that dull, but it's nice to be able to have the freedom to do what I feel like doing.
Now more about what I'm actually like, well:
♥ I tend to be nice to people, even if I don't know them because I don't judge a book by its cover
♥ I'm the complete opposite at home though: moody and angry at times, but home is where the heart is
♥ The only thing that gets me friends in the end is my weird sense of humour and the fact that I listen to people. Work was a prime example of this. I kept myself to myself at work, but once I got used to it, out came the real me :) (I ♥ My friends mean a lot to me. They understand what a complete weirdo I am and rather than mock me and contradict me, they join in:
All is well in the Hevva world of friends :)
♥ I'm VERY loud at times, I don't know why because I don't particularly like attention (cue everyone going 'pah as if') but it's true. If I could choose between going to a nightclub or curling up with my Zen in my ears and a good book in my hands, I'd choose the latter.
I've managed to go to Japan and Italy with my school in the past year and a half, and tbh, the experience was amazing =] It's definitely got me in the mood for travelling round the world. Next stop, Kenya in my last year of university...hopefully O_O
Other things you might want to know are that I'm allergic to fruit, I have too many spots (lolz), I talk about penis too much and actually have one of my own, I have a minor phobia of frogs and toads, I LOVE to travel, I pull the best OMG face ever, I have a thing for gingers and I'm a bit small :)
Put myself into 3 words? Ok: I'm a twat :)
despite what my dear Miranda-san-boody-boo has to say...I'm still a twat :D
Put what Miranda said into 3 words? YARP: Very flattering though
Heather --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Being a twat
Listening to music - I always have my Zen in my ears
Watching a good film
Picnics
Shopping
Walking/Cycling/Driving to somewhere completely different and seeing what I can find
Doing RANDOM things with friends, like going to quiz nights and watching shows at the theatre
Actually doing anything with friends =]
Crude Jokes, Weirdness and Toilet Humour are my life
Playing the cello
Speaking another language
Geography

I'd like to meet:

I've met Matt Willis, but I'd meet him again any other time

Mcfly please, I've seen them live 3 times but meeting them would top it off :)

Patrick Stump because he's ma number one in the LHGAS AND is a fantastic singer :D

^(Even better because he actually looks like Chris from Skins dingdong) *^_^*
And last but not least, I have to keep Loz in here. I've met the girl now but she officially lives in this section because we do stupid things like this:

We also do stupid things like spaz when we see Simon Amstell, take the piss out of gangsters, and befriend mice in the London Underground :D

Oh and I would also like to meet YOU if you can make me pee myself with laughter :D

Music:

I have a range of tastes, so if theres something here ure all going "omgz thats so emoooo" or "oh no thats so chav" do i give a shit? no...
The Automatic
Blink 182
The Bluetones
Blur
Bowling for Soup
The Bravery
Busted ♥
Cobra Starship (lolz)
David Hasselhoff (no joke, i like his songs!)
Delta Goodrem
Fall Out Boy ♥
Feeder
The Feeling
The Fratellis ♥
Gareth Gates
Gnarls Barkley
Green Day ♥
Guns&Roses
Gwen Stefani
Gym Class Heroes
Hans Zimmer
Hard-fi
Head Automatica
Hot Hot Heat
Kaiser Chiefs
Kanye West
The Killers
James Morrison
Lily Allen
Matt Willis ♥
Maximo Park
MC Lars
Mcfly ♥
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Orson
Ozone
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Robbie Williams
Scissor Sisters
Son of Dork
Stereophonics
Tenacious D
Timbaland
The Zutons

Movies:

Toy Story ♥
A Bugs Life (& anything else by Pixar)
Bruce Almighty
Team America ♥
Borat ♥
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The 40 year old Virgin ♥
Nacho Libre
School of Rock
Snakes on a Plane
The Wedding Crashers
Starsky and Hutch
Shanghai Knights
Meet the Parents/Fockers
Austin Powers
Shrek
My Super ex-girlfriend
Pirates of the Carribean 1,2,3
Dodgeball
The Break-up
Zoolander
Scary Movie
American Pie
Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro and all that sexy anime stuff
The Notebook
Night at the Museum
History Boys
Love Actually
Starter for 10
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Die Hard 1 (the others are shit)
Edward Scissorhands
Liar Liar
Actually anything with Jim Carrey in
The Simpsons
Hairspray
Volcano
10 Things I Hate About You
The Wizard of Oz
Pulp Fiction
Mean Girls
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz

Television:

The Simpsons
Futurama
Family Guy
American Dad
Little Britain
The Catherine Tate Show
Bo Selecta ♥
Lost
Desperate Housewives
Coronation Street
Friday Night with Jonathon Ross
Never Mind the Buzzcocks ♥
Saturday Night Takeaway
Derren Brown
The Friday Night Project
Jackass
Green Wing
The Mighty Boosh
Spongebob Squarepants
How to Look Good Naked
Bottom
Fawlty Towers
Keeping Up Appearances

Books:

Barry Trotter - Michael Gerber
Harry Potter - JK Rowling
The Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
The Butterfly Tattoo - " "
A Gathering Light - Jennifer Donnelly
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Heidi - Johanna Spyri
Love In The Present Tense - Catherine Ryan Hyde
Junk - Melvin Burgess
Swallowing Grandma - Kate Long
Queen Mum - " "
The Sister's Keeper - Jodi Picoult

Heroes:

Cinderall
BOBIGGERS AND MCDO Fred Elliot
Donkey and the Gingerbread Man from Shrek
Rolf the Talking Bird
Mr T
Barry Scott
Spider-Pig/Harry Plopper
Patrick the Patch
Teresa the Tree
James the Bench
Kenneth Connells
Korma Spice
(I've decided I need to put in some real people in my heroes list, so apply over myspace comment yeah?)
Sarah Lindsey Drysdale :)
Laura Grace Wilkinson :)
Cara Ann Williams :)
Emma Victoria Teed :)
Miranda Helen Nickerson :)

Oh and this lil dude:

♥ Snuffle is my heronimal, he's the cutest and hes better than yours! ♥



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My Blog

The day me and Loz finally meet =]

Yeah man, we have waited for this day for approx 2 years and 3 months, seeing as we met in January 2005, and the day finally came where we cud fkn piss about a bit in good ole LANDAN TAAAAWN! So, meet...
Posted by [~*Héàthèrly?!*~] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

My 2006 in pictures :D

Well this year, I must say, has been fantastic as always so here it is for everyone else to view and shall hopefully bring back some memories for you lot too! January Basically Mirandas birthday :P M...
Posted by [~*Héàthèrly?!*~] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

Quiz thing

Stolen from the freak herself Loz (cus Im bored) What is your name? Heather002. Spell your name backwards: rehtaeh (sounds chinky chinese)003. Date of birth: 19/07/1989004. Male or female? Female005. ...
Posted by [~*Héàthèrly?!*~] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST