Juggalos and juggalettes. If I don't hook up with a Juggalette, then I have certain requirements for a non-ninjette to be with me...1st: You must be able to pass a credit check. I'm not playin here! I already went $1400.00 in debt because of one girl and I'm not doing that again.
If you want me bad enough and you can't pass one... then ok I'll be fair, and charge you a deposit. Might sound f*cked up, but I'd put that deposit in a credit union saving account where it will collect interest. You'd get this and the interest back after a year, or if you never ask me to take pay your sh*t during the time you are with me!2nd: You must be able to get along with my friends. I will not sacrafice family for poontang! My Juggalo family will always be there... get used to it.3rd: Don't be controlling of my life or what I do. I am a man, and like my freedom. However there is one exception: the only place I feel a woman may attempt to take control is in the bedroom!And I don't mind big girls, if you're pretty. Keep in mind my philosophy... when it's summer time it's time to shed the extra body heat.
As far as her looks and personality goes...Nuff said!!!
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