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Cousin Dick

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

About Me

Uhh, yeah...OK so everyone knows who I am. And for those that don't and those that don't remember I'll give you a brief history and understanding; I was born in good 'ol MD. My dad was in the military so I've lived in Scotland, Okinawa, New Jersey, etc. When he retired we all ended up here in MD. Don't know if that was a good thing but here I am! My friends know I am awesome, outgoing, super nice, and easy to get along with, as long as you don't cross me then I'll cut you!...OK forget that last part. Get to know me and I'll tell ya more...I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

My Interests

Interested in seeing how far I can go with this life

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, at one point........
Your Japanese Name Is...
Shoichi Sanjo What's your Japanese Name?Pearl the Landlord

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Music:

Pretty much all kinds of music; From Outkast to Beck, from Maxwell to Izawa Asami. Sorry, no Country Music love here...

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Star Wars/Aliens/The Terminator/Kill Bill/CLerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy/The Abyss/Pulp Fiction/Jackie Brown/Akira/Bourne Movies/Star Trek/Empire of the Sun/Graveyard of the Fireflies/Ghost in the Shell/The Matrix/Half Baked/Super Troopers/Batman/Clerks 2/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back/Tron/Transformers the Movie/Friday/Die Hard/RoboCopMarvel VS Capcom

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Television:

e.r./Lost/FLCL/WWE Raw/Smackdown/ECW/The Venture Brothers/Eureka/The Simpson's/Family Guy/American Dad/Cowboy Bebop/Samurao Champloo/One Piece/Bleach/My Name is Earl/The Office..

Books:

When will Jesus bring the pork chops?!/The fall of Reach/Aqua Knight/Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

Heroes:

Zoolander, Haruhara Haruko, my Dad

My Blog

2 for 2 Tuesday

Two years ago on September 1st 2005 I moved back to MD.  Got off the plane just past midnight, and had a semi-feeling of nostalgia lifted off my chest.  After living in Colorado for nearly 3...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

Please dont kill me! Give me a bj instead!

This Article was posted by Steve Benen on Monday, August 6th, 2007 at 2:56 PM - PDT  The origional URL can be found here; http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/06/worst-excuse-ever/A bout a month...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

-Part 2-

OK.  Probation period seems to be over.  My roommate, as much as I love him like family (he pratically is) is a slob.  BUT, never complains when I tell him to clean up his shit, and I t...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

Where have I been? -Part 1-

Ok.  Jump about a month and a half ahead, I am finally back online, plus I have tv again.  Had to wait for my roommate to pay his old cable bill first and he wasn't happy about that because ...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

Mondays -or- The burnt eggs was an omen...

I got up this morning, worked out, took a shower, and made me some breakfast.  When I was cooking I burnt my eggs.  Don't how because I haven't burnt eggs in years but I think it was an omen...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

If you get a chance, check out this guy's myspace

If you get a chance, search through my Friend's List for a guy named Richard and check out his myspace.  -If you're just blind as fuck (& dumb as fuck!) & can't seem to find him, you can ...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:48:00 PST

Moving again? -UPDATE-

Nope, not moving to VA.  The job would have been further away, the pay would have stayed the same, and I would have had more duties to perform.  I will be looking for a new place in MD thoug...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:47:00 PST

Moving again?

Well, my lease is finally up.  And as nice of a place this is (that minor detail of roomates trying to shoot it out) I am at a crossroads; either staying here on a month to month basis, finding a...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Worse ways to get fired.

I know I posted on my Webpage  http://home.comcast.net/~rrussell923/theitpage.html about the worse ways to get fired, but I know alot of other people never saw it.  So I wanted to post it he...
Posted by Cousin Dick on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST